sometimes, when you've got a big titted babe on her back..her tits sink down flat like tortillas! olé!
by haruuur June 4, 2010
Get the tit tortilla mug.When a bigger person with no ass wears pants too tight they give him a reverse camel toe. That is forever known as a foby tortner.
by GingerRob July 1, 2020
Get the Foby Tortner mug.One of the best players of Graalonline and City of Heroes. Often kills his opponents in a pimped or raped fashion to demonstrate just how good he really is or can be. Enjoys thourough provocation and flaming both before and after battles.
by GODDESS MARISSA April 23, 2005
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Get the Torta mug.a dumper tortoise is a name for a real turd of a person
can be used all the time because no one knows it so it seems like a clever comeback
can be used all the time because no one knows it so it seems like a clever comeback
by The Great El Sahey September 19, 2006
Get the dumper tortoise mug.A phrase used in response to somebody doing or saying something so unattractive, that the most mighty of erections would quickly shrivel to the size of an acorn. Very much like the head of a tortoise would retract within its shell.
"Dude, did you see Lucy eating that sausage and egg mcmuffin earlier?"
"Yeah man, she got mustard up her nose and proceeded to spoon it out and eat it, total retracting tortoise."
"Yeah man, she got mustard up her nose and proceeded to spoon it out and eat it, total retracting tortoise."
by Huuuuud September 23, 2012
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Often involves saucers of milk.
A favourite foreplay pastime of furries.
Often involves saucers of milk.
A favourite foreplay pastime of furries.
by minasidge September 18, 2013
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