turd burgler
While a person giving a rim job, the other person poops in their mouth and says bombs away while deficating!
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Turd burgler
A person who, without any hesitation will openly eat leftovers or others food, even if others need or desire it. They are known to often take advantage of the five second rule.
"Hey! Joe ate the whole tub of spicy salsa dip, now there's nothing to dip the Doritos in, what a turd burgler."
Turd burgler by Old Jed April 19, 2005
turd burgler
n. One who wishes to impede another's progress by irritating and unnecesary means. Usually accompanied with laughter from the one who is burgling.
turd burgler by Apostoli August 30, 2005
turd burgler
You can get some of the excrement, but how can you get a whole turd on your willy? Although it's real dumb it is sortonly not as uncreative as most of the other shit, these shitheads make up from their weed and weak genes on Urbandictionary.com.
turd burgler by webster September 18, 2004
Turdgurgler
One whom partakes in the act of ingesting then regurgating turds after they are burgled. They are often aided by a turdburgler. Another name for a turdgurgler is a Jaremy In Film.
Luke: Hey I just stole these turds.
Jaremy: Well can I gurgle them.
Luke: That is fucking nasty you turdgurgler.
Jaremy: Well can I gurgle them.
Luke: That is fucking nasty you turdgurgler.
Turdgurgler by Ignatious A Reilly December 16, 2008
turd burgler
(noun) One that participates in the act of turd burgling
(verb) the act of defecation/turd penetration into a partners anus repeatedly back and forth.
(verb) the act of defecation/turd penetration into a partners anus repeatedly back and forth.
The turd burgler and I were turd burgling, but our anal seal just wasn't tight enough, so I spurgled snurgle down my leg.
turd burgler by TBurgler44 August 31, 2013