Turd Burglar

What you call a person who robs homeless people

"Did you see that nob end who just stole that street musicians coin jar? What a major turd burglar."

Turd Burglar by yeuo0oy October 16, 2018

Turd burglar

Amsterdam only definition:
a polish dude that sleeps in your cupboard while your not watching.

"dude, I found this massive turd burglar in the cupboard under the stairs"
"bro did u call the police?"
"nah, he ran before I could get my axe"

Turd burglar by burgturdlar January 30, 2019

Turd burglar

A person of ill repute who, upon acquiring a precious item not their own, then lays a fresh pile of defecant in its place.

"Brenda, the turd burglar's back. He left a present for you on aisle three."

Turd burglar by Strangeflavoredquark August 3, 2019

Turd Burglar

When you finish shitting and go to wash your hands, and then turn back around to flush, only to find that your turd has been stolen, leaving only skids and turd covered fingerprints

Recently I’ve had a number of shits disappearing, I think we have a turd burglar on our hands

Turd Burglar by J Bag/ Dirty Jamo February 25, 2020

Turd burglar

A thief that prowls the night looking for its next victims turd to take home to his or her fellow loved turglars, they do not care if it is a man, woman, child or armadillo their turd will be taken.

The turd burglar has struck again

Turd burglar by Turglar December 6, 2020

Turd Burglar

A person who slings turds. A god amongst men. A danger to society. If you are called this you are feared. A villain of sorts. Beware of anyone with the nickname turd burglar. I’m afraid to write this meaning. They may seek me out and wreak hellfire upon me. The power these men wield is dangerous. Be scared and fear the turd burglar.

“Look at that guy, he’s a turd burglar. I would be scared of that god amongst men.”

Turd Burglar by The second cumming of Jesus December 19, 2020

turd burglar

To give anal and not clean up afterwards.

Turd burglar is to give anal and not cleaning up after,taking a womans poo home with you. Can be used in combination with the Dirty Sanchez.

turd burglar by jaymor February 3, 2009