pre-tugging

The act of masturbating before going out on a date in hopes of lasting longer while having sex.

My roommates showers always last longer right before he goes out on a date. He must be pre-tugging it in there.

by Oliver Frutsenberries November 19, 2010

tug-of-war

(n.) A test of strength and grip. Two teams line up on either side of a line and try to pull the other team over with a rope everyone holds.


It is also used as a metaphor in any event (usually political or gang-related) where two teams are trying to constantly outdo eachother.

It was a tug-of-war trying to get funds for the new project at work today. Smith kept trying to get money for his office from the boss while I wanted it to refurnish the office i work in.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 08, 2004

The Tolono Tug

The non-gay public exchange of a left handed hand-job between married men. Most commonly occurring at a small town dive bar at a 4 seat high top table.

Last time I was at Lil Bufords I saw Tony and Bill doing The Tolono Tug. If they had not been seated at a high top table in the back of the bar I would have been concerned about their marriages...

by dontevertryttofiguremeout December 27, 2020

tugging rope

it is the motion your hand makes when masturbating that is similar to tugging some rope

Eric: Where is shawn?
Wilson: I dont know
Eric: jerking off hand motion

Wilson: OOOOH, tugging rope.

by 311MidvaleBlaster March 14, 2010

Tug Knot

A long awaited, busted load of jizz that takes forever to rub out.

Suzie thought her arm was going to fall off trying to get Roger off with a hand job. It took 45 minutes of vigorous wanking to work out his Tug Knot.

by Eaton Holgoode June 03, 2016

tug and a weep

To masturbate and then cry afterwards. From the infamous Chris Akabusi stories.

Expressing the sad state of your life ie all you have to look forward to is a wank and feeling sorry for yourself at the lack of pussy you have in your life.

I'm staying in tonight and having a tug and a weep.

I would got out and check out some poontang but instead im tugging and weeping.

by goatlickerman June 13, 2009

Tug of one

Synonym for male masturbation. Play on words of "tug of war".

"That chick was so fine I thought of her while havin' a tug of one last night"

by Bruk May 01, 2009