trucker pills

Trucker slang for stimulants (amphetamines or extra-strong caffeine pills), used to keep the driver awake and alert. Often used when driving late at night, or on a second shift when the driver should be pulled over and sleeping in a motel or rest stop.

Tom had to pull a three-day run to make it to St. Louis under deadline, so he popped some trucker pills and powered through the night

by jacky_boy November 27, 2009

wall toucher

Used a insult for super nerds that have the communication skills of a paper bag. They walk down hallways with one hand always resting on the wall, and do not make eye contact with other humans.

Friend 1: Hey do you know Steve the new computer technician?

Friend 2: Oh you mean the wall toucher?

by xx7 July 8, 2020

Serial butt toucher

One who goes around town touching random butts for no reason.

"Whatever you do, stay away from Lyle. Word has it that he is a serial butt toucher."

by Punchy McAssface Jr. May 20, 2010

Truthenize

1.To brilliantly inform someone of a harsh truth that they were either ignorant of or tried with everything they have to ignore. The resulting truth leaves the liar impotent. Powerless. Usually a truth about themselves. Like Euthenize. But with the truth.

2. To call somone out on a huge lie.

1. Man, the Scooter Libby indictment and the lack of WMD in Iraq fully truthenized Rumsfeld and Cheney.

2. Dude, at the end of A Few Good Men, Jack Nicholson gets truthenized.

by Steve Braun November 1, 2005

trucker nuts

1. When your scrotum adheris to your leg due to sweaty nuts. The sweaty nuts can result from tight emo jeans, driving (not just a truck) with out air conditioning, or a very hot day.

2. When your scrotum and penis stick together in an uncomfortable conglomeration of sweat and stickiness.

The cure for "Trucker Nuts" usually results from two stiff shakes of each leg.

"Dude its so hot in here you need a car with some A/C!"

"Hells yeah man I've got trucker nuts from hell!"

by Shep Nasty May 4, 2006

trucker's toilet

A large mouthed plastic bottle (think Gatorade) used by a trucker in lieu of other facilities. True road kings can use one while holding 65. Some truckers dispose of trucker's toilets by tossing them out the window, and if you keep an eye out, you'll spot these half-full gems along interstates everywhere.

With a wind chill of -40 on Wyoming's I-80, Todd decided to forgo the Rest Area. The trucker's toilet in the heated cab of his Kenworth came in real handy.

by tuftskins November 30, 2009

Trucker Ready

When your a truck driver & your easily accessible for another trucker to have anal sex with you.

Dan->Truck Driver) Suzie->Truckers Wife) Suzie: Dan your shorts has a hole in the back of them. Dan: Yeah, I am trucker ready.

by Madpuppy November 13, 2014