Toasted Almonds

When a guy farts really bad while sitting on a vinyl cafe booth and the gas escapes to the front of his crotch.

Holy crap man, I just toasted almonds!

by Lothar December 14, 2017

Toasted

To get so high that your running in circles yelling "mom wheres my lizard"

Sorry poliecemans i was wayyy to damn "Toasted" to hear what u was sayin

by EDP456 December 20, 2018

ToastedNoodle

A storytime animator that makes content on YouTube. He basically draws stick figures and is also a little bit cute too.

Do you like ToastedNoodle ?

by Sid.uwu January 23, 2019

toasted plum

The brown part of the anus.

Hey man, wanna eat my toasted plum? It’s not gay if we keep our socks on!

by ZionTheIcon July 13, 2020

toasted_lava_lampp

Toasted_lava_lampp is the best person to ever exist and speaks the truth.

Toasted_lava_lampp is the best tiktoker ever!

by Hashtagspeakingfromtheheart July 16, 2021

toasted throat scratcher

the act of making a hot pocket and having a woman deepthroat it while you insert your great white or chocolate deluxe penis inside. be careful it might still be toasty

shay- "awh fuck dude some crazy boston chick let me give her the toasted throat scratcher"
TJ- "no mustard!'

by Cagle Mark McFuzzeltron 3000 June 11, 2009

toasted butter

Half a stick of butter stuffed into a toaster for 6 minutes. The result is delicious :)

Toasted Butter - Directions

1. Take 1/2 a stick of butter

2. Stuff the butter as much as you can into a toaster

3. set timer to 6 minutes

4. after toasted, flip toaster upside-down and pour into a bowl

5. eat your delicious soup of toasted butter!

by Bored Potato October 22, 2019