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Poseidon’s Trident

A depraved sex act in which you double fist someone and simultaneously insert your penis.
See that guy over there? He got Poseidon’s Trident last night
by Georgianexpat July 20, 2024
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Poseidon's trident

Poseidon's trident, (Not to be confused with the all too familiar Poseidon's kiss) is what happens when a lucky soul is receiving a coveted Blumpkin and just before arriving turns the bidet to full blast which in turn changes what was memorable moment in time into none other than a life altering, earth shattering, and for lack of a better description, a complete out of body experience that would put the best ayahuasca trip to shame.
Bro, last night at the party that girl totally rocked my world! She was giving me a blumpkin and then hit me with Poseidon's Trident. I'm definitely going to put a ring on it...
by Ricky Fitts November 10, 2024
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twidentified

To have someone tell you that you look like a member of the cast from The Twilight Saga film series. It usually happens in cycles, and most often when unexpected. A true twidentification must be spoken, but in many cases the subject might just get stared at. Stares should only be counted when they fit into a cycle of true Twidentifications.
old lady: excuse me young man, has anybody ever told you that you look just like that guy from the Twilight?

young man: why yes, I have been twidentified many times before, but never at my grandfathers funeral!
by Buzzsaw B February 10, 2010
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tridelt

Really hot girls that know how to have a good time. These girls range from chic urban girls to your typical lily pulitzer-wearing classy girls, and you can expect to see a lot of blonds. Easily the best and most fun sorority to hang out with on campuses such as umd-college park, these girls know how to hold their liquor (so dont expect a few shots of alcohol to get you anywhere with them). This sorority is also one of the few that actually focuses on having a great time with eachother, rather than competing with other sororities to LOOK the best. They are not snobbish and elect to associate with all different kinds of guys (unlike sororities who dont socialize with anyone but the lacrosse teams).
dude, those tridelt girls are always out!
by sixchick May 28, 2009
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Tridented

to be stabbed by Posiden's trident
"I was fishing with my brother, when all of a sudden, Posiden came for nowhere and tridented him! I was terrified."
by andy tight pants May 4, 2010
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Twidentt

Ocean God Vtuber, mostly known for his ability to make people unpee and his astronomical amounts of omega energy.
Hey have you heard about Twidentt? He was especially omega today when hanging out with his alpha counterpart ttrumoo.
by sillytiger14 February 21, 2022
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Tricentelethon

A horribly ugly person. A human so foul that they can barely be considered to be human.
Ew! That girl is a tricentelethon! She's so ugly I can't bare to look at her any longer!
by Churtlez July 10, 2020
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