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Mahid Treatment

The mahid treatment is when you ignore individuals for trivial reasons or for no reason at all, especially in regards to social gatherings where you attempt to avoid them by giving the same excuse continually, despite it being obvious you are lying.
tom: hey why man why are you ignoring us for?

MAHID: you played banoni with the year 13s :(

lee: dude we got an awesome party wana come

Mahid: nah i got vistors good bye!

Lee: fuck the mahid treatment
by Ahmed najis February 15, 2010
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The Fluoride Treatment

When you squeeze out at least half a tube of toothpaste on your dick and then brush some bitch's teeth with it.
Jessica had a dirty mouth so I gave that whore the Fluoride Treatment
by Brian H January 28, 2008
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The Royal Treatment

1: Being given the accolades/benefits according to one's station as a member of the ruling class.

2: A promotion by Taco Bell in the Denver metropolitan area, in which: two (2) tacos are given for free with the purchase of a beverage upon the successful scoring of two (2) touchdowns by the Denver Broncos in a single game, as sponsored by the wide reciever Eddie Royal.

3: A sexual act in which a gentleman gives a lady a pearl crown (orgasms on the forhead or hair) whilst the lady sucks his testacles and strokes the shaft of his penis during the gentleman's bowel movement.
I want my girlfriend to give me the royal treatment.

or

Eddie Royal always gets the royal treatment.

or

Your mom gave me and Eddie Royal "the royal treatment", bitch.
by lo_crutis September 10, 2009
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Acronym Treatment

Acronym Treatment: During a IMing session in which the other person only says things like hbu nm etc
Dude: Hey whats up?
Dude#2: Nm hbu?
Dude: Damn acronym treatment..
by solstice.barrett March 14, 2010
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lockjaw treatment

When one removes their dentures and uses them as nipple clamps on the other person.
Betsie Ross bit her lip and showed a hint of a smile as General Washington removed his wooden teeth and clamped them down on her nipples. The Lockjaw Treatment was something Martha just didn't understand.
by Hircine1 January 12, 2017
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the scaramouche treatment

To appear as something desirable in the start but become completely different after, fooling the audience.
Person A: "Man, I cant believe they unyassified this character!"
Person B: "Yeah, gave him the scaramouche treatment."
by hyaku_owo October 31, 2022
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Oyster treatment

Oyster treatment is usually performed by Natives to the south cast of India. It consists of an alpha in a Tribe grabbing multiple live oysters and let them suck on to his scrotum until stuck in place
Wee Johnny: Alpha John here are some oysters for your oyster treatment later
by Wrinkly scrotum January 25, 2021
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