Skip to main content

Valley Trapper

A single, perhaps divorced woman or man that may have more than one children; whose sole objective is to confine an individual who is either financially successful or contains a suitable career.
“Bro, what’s a valley trapper?”
“Let me explain it to you.”
“Exhibit A: Jessica, a single divorced mother with no career or educational background is attempting to confine Mike; a successful investor containing many assets and fathers no children.”

“Exhibit B: Timothy, a plumber and single divorced father is attempting to confine Maria, a successful accountant with various properties and has no children.”
by gdrew94 December 26, 2018
mugGet the Valley Trappermug.

The Hardest Trapper

Not Justin.
Who’s the hardest trapper?

I don’t know but not Justin. That guy’s only a trapper.
by A_Random_Hippy_Witch November 5, 2020
mugGet the The Hardest Trappermug.

trapper keeper

a trans girl (trap), who you want to be your trophy wife except you can't afford her 'cause you're a scrub
better clutch your trapper keeper close, there's some loaded chasers at this party
by fish trap July 16, 2018
mugGet the trapper keepermug.

Elo Trapper

Someone who has no life such as ZP and gets no bitches
by SasquatchBoy1333 March 20, 2022
mugGet the Elo Trappermug.

true religion trapper

one of those people who come strapped head to toe with true religion, usually has Air Force 1’s, sells drugs or smokes on the regular...
-buzairi & mitch
Harris Dost and José Javier are true religion trappers.
by -the craig Mitchell April 14, 2019
mugGet the true religion trappermug.

alberta fur trapper

When a man has sex with a woman who has a hairy vagina. He puts a wax pad on the infected area. And slowly tears it off during intercouse.
Megan Fox gave Justin Bieber herpes doing the Alberta Fur Trapper.
by Gereta May 19, 2016
mugGet the alberta fur trappermug.

trapper keeper band

Band whose lyrics are of fantastical or epic nature, similar to the artwork on trapper keeper folders from the 80s and 90s, often depicting images of fantasy, such as knights, castles, and wizards. Usually associated with power, gothic, symphonic or progressive metal.

(Examples: Dragonforce, Kamelot, Epica, Symphony X.)
"Dude, lets to go a DragonForce concert!"
"I don't know, they are such a trapper keeper band!"
"So, they still rock!"
"You're right, lets go."
by Boris Mzhen June 18, 2008
mugGet the trapper keeper bandmug.

Share this definition