Valley Trapper

A single, perhaps divorced woman or man that may have more than one children; whose sole objective is to confine an individual who is either financially successful or contains a suitable career.

“Bro, what’s a valley trapper?”
“Let me explain it to you.”
“Exhibit A: Jessica, a single divorced mother with no career or educational background is attempting to confine Mike; a successful investor containing many assets and fathers no children.”

“Exhibit B: Timothy, a plumber and single divorced father is attempting to confine Maria, a successful accountant with various properties and has no children.”

by gdrew94 December 26, 2018

The Hardest Trapper

Not Justin.

Who’s the hardest trapper?

I don’t know but not Justin. That guy’s only a trapper.

by A_Random_Hippy_Witch November 5, 2020

trapper keeper

a trans girl (trap), who you want to be your trophy wife except you can't afford her 'cause you're a scrub

better clutch your trapper keeper close, there's some loaded chasers at this party

by fish trap July 16, 2018

Elo Trapper

Someone who has no life such as ZP and gets no bitches

That kid ZP is a elo trapper

by SasquatchBoy1333 March 20, 2022

true religion trapper

one of those people who come strapped head to toe with true religion, usually has Air Force 1’s, sells drugs or smokes on the regular...
-buzairi & mitch

Harris Dost and José Javier are true religion trappers.

by -the craig Mitchell April 14, 2019

alberta fur trapper

When a man has sex with a woman who has a hairy vagina. He puts a wax pad on the infected area. And slowly tears it off during intercouse.

Megan Fox gave Justin Bieber herpes doing the Alberta Fur Trapper.

by Gereta May 19, 2016

trapper keeper band

Band whose lyrics are of fantastical or epic nature, similar to the artwork on trapper keeper folders from the 80s and 90s, often depicting images of fantasy, such as knights, castles, and wizards. Usually associated with power, gothic, symphonic or progressive metal.

(Examples: Dragonforce, Kamelot, Epica, Symphony X.)

"Dude, lets to go a DragonForce concert!"
"I don't know, they are such a trapper keeper band!"
"So, they still rock!"
"You're right, lets go."

by Boris Mzhen June 18, 2008