Zaret's Trick

Zaret's Trick is a philosophical adage or maxim coined by Tony Zaret that provides an alternative definition of satire: "Satire is a kind of humor that's not funny."

Person A: "Hey, Person B, what is satire?"
Person B (who is enlightened by Zaret's Trick): "Satire is a kind of humor that's not funny."

by Casual DeJekyll September 25, 2023

Jackson's Trick

"Jackson's Trick" is a slang term for someone who makes offensive or foolish comments, then decides whether they were "just joking" based on the reactions of those around them. This behavior mirrors the quantum physics paradox where a state is unknown until observed. This is commonly done by people called Jackson.

Jackson: Elden Ring is such a bad game.
Group of friends: No it's Not!
Jackson: I was clearly joking haha it is a good game
Group of friends: Jackson you idiot you pulled a Jackson's Trick

by puckapie February 27, 2026

Mickey mouse fucks Minnie mouse in the asshole and loses his boner as he enters her urinary tract and gets stuck and has to pull out but his dick falls off and now he's gay

I don't really know to be honest

Did you see that one porno called Mickey mouse fucks Minnie mouse in the asshole and loses his boner as he enters her urinary tract and gets stuck and has to pull out but his dick falls off and now he's gay?

No Kyle, what the fuck man!?

by kinky shit enthusiast January 16, 2022

Johnny's Food Truck

Food truck in the ghetto serving Spanish food late into the night.

"Bro I'm hungry, going for some grub brb..."
"But it's 1 a.m.!?"
"Trust me bro"
30 minutes pass...
"Dude what's with all those bullet holes on the side of your car!"
"Went to Johnny's Food Truck bro!"
"You fukkin crazy???"
"Why? It's a South Providence THANG! Now ya gotta try these chimis!"

by Bucket West Miguel January 4, 2020

Willie's Banana Trick

When a guy fucks a girl with an unpeeled banana and after it breaks inside her, eats it back out.

Girl, "My pussy tastes like banana because I love to do Willie's Banana Trick."

by That Boy Slick! March 10, 2011

The Joker's Magic Trick

A sexy magic trick in where you tell your partner that you are going to make your "dork" disappear. You pull it out and slam hers/his face down onto it, mouth wide open, and presto, it disappeared...it's magic!

Last night I gave my bitch the Joker's Magic Trick. She's still trying to figure out how I did it.

by Smokin' Joker October 28, 2008

What's a truck?

A rhetorical question, rooted in Distillers message board lore, which has become a metaphysical problem of tremendous proportions.

When someone asks you what a truck is, don't pretend you know. Your concept of a truck, as a big motor vehicle with a flat bed in back, or perhaps as the piece of metal that connects the wheels of a skateboard to the deck, is only scraping the surface of this quandary. This question is on par with the meaning of life, in terms of complexity.

"Dude, I kept seeing these huge wheeled things on I-80, on my way up here. It was alarming, I have no idea what they were."

"Don't look at me, I have no idea what you were talking about."

by Danny Delinquent January 18, 2004