townie

if you can remember a time before the word chav became 'cool' and 'hip' for the BBC and other middle class/aged establishments to use, you may remember a time when a townie ruled the working class streets. they are
rude
aggressive
utterly unable to string a fully pronounced sentance together
wearing fake desinger clothing (ie FCUK/BURBERRY)
they hate moshers

when i say moshers though, i should clarify, the usual interpritation of a mosher is morbid, industrial loving grease monkeys who worship the devil and hang around gravestones. ok you may think im being a bit stereotypical, but this is what everyone thinks we are in the end! whereas a townies interpritation is anyone who
wears black
listrens to music with a guitar in it
stands up for what they believe in
has an identity.

in short i hate townies because they are narrow minded and stereotypical. but then again i am judging a group of people before i know them so im just as bad but dont wear fakes or steal/ intimidate.
'fuckin hell you fuckin mosher im gonna fuckin breaaak ur fuckin norse'
'but why mrs townie?'
'cuz im arrrrrrrrdddddd' thwak
by kittyredhead March 01, 2005
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a early form of chav as they dressed the same as chavs they smoked the same as chavs and drunk the same as chavs but unlikechavsthey didnt use bother when starting they just sat thier and didnt cause too much bother
i wish townies hadnt evolved into chavs
by Dick-slap-dave April 29, 2008
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1. A person aged 18-27 who lives in the same city or town in which he grew up.

2. One who attends college in his hometown.

3. A person aged 10-26 who was born and raised in an American "college town" and continues to reside there. Usually has some resentment toward the college's students, especially if the college is pretigious and/or expensive.
Numero Uno has townie deliveryboys.

Saxon got in a fight with some townies outside the community dive bar.
by Jask November 01, 2004
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townies are like chavs but wiv a few more human charactoristics....but only a few.
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by everythingibelievein February 24, 2006
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Someone who lives in Keene and comes to the dorms of the Keene State College campus and feeds off of the rich college students. ...is a nice person overall and will stay by your side through everything in order to take over your apparell. Says he's going to do lots of things, but never does. has big ears, says he has no money and yet his parents pay for everything, including his rent... oh well...
Matt Rockwell is a model townie.
by B Shea May 29, 2005
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IM A TOWNIE ILL KICK YR ARSE TROUGH THE FUCJING WALL, this is an example of our great english culture...
all townies live in southend in shity flats with thier pissed mothers listening to thier 'phat' beats...

mission objective: destruction of townies...time starts now.
by VMC August 30, 2003
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(n.) Someone who grew up in a college town, as opposed to a transplant who came there for college. Originated in Champaign-Urbana, Illinois.
The cut-off for being a townie is usually to have attended high school in that town for all 4 years.
jack: "Hey, where you from?"
jill: "Here. I'm a townie."
by Msmithcu August 17, 2009
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