Double touchdown

The act of shitting two turds, in the same sitting, so long that they hit the water before completely exiting the anus.

Dude, I just did had a double touchdown. High fucking five!

by Pablo 2: The Electric Boogaloo September 30, 2012

touchdown

it means when you get ready to have sexual relations with a woman or man

Are you ready for me to touchdown on that ass?

by Bridget February 3, 2005

Touchdown

When a male ejaculates between the front gap of a womans front teeth; then procedes to slap her on the top of the head while screaming touchdown!!

The only reason I even dated her was because I got to score a touchdown!

by rlikjgfklsmvlkdsfjgolsdikfjgls January 24, 2009

Mitchy Touchdowns

The redshirt freshman sensation sweeping the nation. Also known as Mitch Trubisky. Plays quarterback for the University of North Carolina. Scores lots of touchdowns.

"Hey man, fuck Johnny Football, Mitchy Touchdowns is the best freshman QB of all time."

"Oh my god did you see the game this weekend? Mitchy Touchdowns went off for 11 TDs."

"I would totally gargle Mitchy Touchdown's thick juicy man cum."

by Mitch's Bitches April 16, 2014

Cincinnati Touchdown

When your bangin your future wife on the side of your parents house. Your both butt naked. Her feet are up in the air like a field goal. Your buddy comes running around the corner and yells touchdown and then asks for his car keys.

Oh yeah Becky I am scoring more with you than the Bengals have all year.

Dude what are you doing? TOUCHDOWN oh and do you have my car keys.

That my friend is a Cincinnati Touchdown

by gildo21 March 24, 2009

touchdownin

serveing it on someone and beating or winning over someone so much better its like making a touchdown because your so much better then them

Fred:dude your servin it you cant miss one hoop Lil-G:naw im just touchdownin on ya

by LIL-GE March 31, 2009

tornado touchdown

A single piece of poop that does not break off from your butthole until it touches the surface of the toilet water

"Man that Mexican food sure was good"
"I think I'm gonna have a tornado touchdown"

by jpros874 December 19, 2016