totem pole-ing

Totem pole-ing happens during a threesome, and is when you sit on your taller homie's shoulders and the woman is giving the taller guy (the man touching the ground) head, while you (on top of your friend's shoulders) eat her out.

My friend and I were totem pole-ing the hottest babe in our class last night.

by K3Y53R 50Z3 December 13, 2017

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Dick slapping totem pole

When your poop reaches the bottom of the toilet and standing on its own and then proceeds to fall forward slapping the back of your penis.

The brown stains are not skid marks. Those marks are obviously from a dick slapping totem pole!

by Hardwoodnhammr July 29, 2023

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indian totem pole

when 5 or more indian males have anal sex while in a doggie pile.
(in some cases) the one on top is lit on fire.

running bear was pleased to have been on top of the indian totem pole.

by killsmith December 11, 2007

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A guy that refills totems/aids a second after a battle begins

by moooomoooo_ November 6, 2020

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Sacred Totem Pole

A. The Penis

B. An activity mainly men watch and want women to not nag or question about it

A. Rita: Boy, could you go harder, Ricky?

Ricky: Sorry Rita. You have to respect The Sacred Totem Pole

B. Husband: Honey, I have to watch the Football Game!

Nagging Wife: Why do you HAVE to watch the game?

Husband: Cuz, The game is my sacred totem pole!

by RhonaldMcFondled September 13, 2010

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Recognition Totem

Wearable articles of clothing, insignia, trinkets or other indicia meant to signify membership in a particular subgroup or subculture.

"On the subway I exchanged a knowing glance with a fellow NRA member. We both wore a lapel pin bearing the classic eagle clutching a rifle. A subtle recognition totem that otherwise doesn't attract much attention."

by DessertEagle June 10, 2015

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