Toolbox

box of tools

"A toolbox fell on my foot along with me falling three time gotta get it checked."

by summer Murphy August 14, 2016

Toolbox

Someone whom you like because they have absolutely no redeeming qualities whatsoever

That dude is a total toolbox

by Fishbowl1976 June 27, 2017

Toolbox

Someone being douchier than a tool.

Tom: You can get something from the store.
Sarah: I’m gonna buy this keyboard!
Tom (at home): WTH i never said you could get something!
Jimmy: Tom is more than a tool, he’s a goddamn toolbox!

by Arandomboi February 26, 2018

toolbox scale

The Toolbox scale is meant to best represent the jobs most suitable for societal misfits within Canadian industry. Some jobs are simply meant for the more unconventional types of personality. While these people in many cases cannot hold down more normal jobs in society, in many cases they thrive in their ideal occupation. The list is not all inclusive, and only encompasses positions where observation based data has been collected.

Toolbox Scale in ascending order, with a higher level of misfit at the top.
1- Roofers and Basement Cribbers
2- Asphalt Crew, Road Crew, Welders
3- Pipeliners, Oilfield Camp Staff
4- Tree Planters, Drillers
5- Seismic Workers, Well Completions Crews, Wireline crews
6- Vacuum Truck & Picker Operators, Earthworks & Heavy Equipment Operators
7- Hazardous Waste and Sanitation Workers, Painters, Plumbers & HVac Workers
8- Pipefitters, Boilermakers, Iron Workers
9- Electricians, Land Surveyors, Carpenters, Warehouse Personnel (incl Shipper-Receivers)

10- Truckers, Bus Drivers, Industrial Health & Safety Workers

Those seismic workers are weird, but they rank higher than tree planters on the Toolbox Scale.

by Dr Phil's Nurse September 19, 2018

Toolbox

AKA United States of America, Inc.

44 dozen people sitting around, clicking on phones, all alone, waiting to make Rockefeller more money. America is such a toolbox!

by tool or die usa February 3, 2020

Toolbox

a man

go back to the garage and fix something, toolbox

the f in toolbox is for funny

by I'm-just-being-real-with-you April 28, 2020

Toolbox

A toolbox is a woman who allows a "tool" inside of her. Basically a woman who's dating a tool.

Why would Terri want to be Dave's toolbox?

by Codeeee June 2, 2020