I identify as tomsexual
by The unknown creator August 4, 2017
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After drinking a Tomski on Acid, 7th grader Johnny was able to rail every high school varsity cheerleader, at the same time leaving them begging for more.
by tomskionacid December 24, 2008
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A very outgoing mother who has already slept with most of the people that Tom is associated with.. and most of the town for that matter.
Tom's mom can be put into any sloganizer to get some pretty funny results such as "It's Quick, It's Easy, It's Tom's Mom"
Tom's mom can be used as a come-back to any person named Tom, and usually is a hit with the crowd. The phrase is rapidly becoming a popular thing to say even in conversations that dont involve anyone named Tom.
Tom's mom can be put into any sloganizer to get some pretty funny results such as "It's Quick, It's Easy, It's Tom's Mom"
Tom's mom can be used as a come-back to any person named Tom, and usually is a hit with the crowd. The phrase is rapidly becoming a popular thing to say even in conversations that dont involve anyone named Tom.
by Rick A. Rolla October 3, 2008
Get the Tom's Mom mug.Giving a guy a hand job after reaching into his pocket for something that wasn't his penis in the first place.
"I am going to reach into your pocket for gum."
(5 seconds later...)
"This isn't gum, but I'll play anyway!"
OR
"She totally gave him a Tomsky at the party last week"
(5 seconds later...)
"This isn't gum, but I'll play anyway!"
OR
"She totally gave him a Tomsky at the party last week"
by David Andrew Jensen March 13, 2009
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1-To lurk in the back ground of a picture that you were not supposed to be in.
2- To be in the back ground of every picture of the evening, lurking, semi stalking.
1-To lurk in the back ground of a picture that you were not supposed to be in.
2- To be in the back ground of every picture of the evening, lurking, semi stalking.
Person 1: "That picture is a great shot, but who is TomStuing in the background?"
person 2: "I don't know who that lurker is but I'm gonna photo shop her out."
person 2: "I don't know who that lurker is but I'm gonna photo shop her out."
by Kellenee August 11, 2010
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It's a difficult thing to understand girl talk.
You're getting there. Just don't piss her off.
It's a difficult thing to understand girl talk.
You're getting there. Just don't piss her off.
Andrew: damn why are u in a such a fucking bad mood today!
Sara: Didn't you hear asshole? Tom's in town!
Sara: Didn't you hear asshole? Tom's in town!
by Karenlovestigers February 18, 2009
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by ijustknowandyoujustdont March 8, 2011
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