by JackPoon January 5, 2007
Get the TOMmug. A geek that makes preppy girls happy around the world by creating myspace which happens to have server errors every 5 minutes. He is responsible for making this generation go down the drain because it`s what every other teenager talks about every 5 minutes.
&& ii L0oVE TOM. HE iiS S0o DREAMY F0oR MAKiiNG MYSPACE, LiiKE, C0oMMENT 0oN MY PAGE, GiiRLiiE~! x0xo <333
by iHateEmos July 9, 2007
Get the Tommug. The biggest fuckboi you will ever meet. He seems sweet at first but he's gotta 12 other side chicks.
by ikwhoyoureallyare July 5, 2016
Get the Tommug. When a guy flirts with you and acts like he's interested in you and then dissapears from the face of the earth.
(he doesn't answer your phone calls or texts)
What's even stranger he doesn't talk to the mutual friends between you two.
(he doesn't answer your phone calls or texts)
What's even stranger he doesn't talk to the mutual friends between you two.
by Njbfngijnfdsjnfdkjn December 9, 2008
Get the Tommug. by King long one March 6, 2017
Get the Tommug. *1. A caring, yet sarcastic, and stubborn, cute boy. He will always compliment you no matter what you did. He make say sometimes, "Why do you hate me," but it blows over. When and if he is doubting you/ you are doubting him you/he will say I love you, and the problem will be solved.
2. The ruiner of the earth, otherwise known as the creator of MySpace. Brought to this world by Hitler and Osama Bin Laden. MYSPACE IS DEAD.
2. The ruiner of the earth, otherwise known as the creator of MySpace. Brought to this world by Hitler and Osama Bin Laden. MYSPACE IS DEAD.
1. My boyfriend Tom is such a great person, he loves me (:
2. MYSPACE IS DEAD. IT ALWAYS HAS BEEN, FACEBOOK IS SO MUCH BETTER.
2. MYSPACE IS DEAD. IT ALWAYS HAS BEEN, FACEBOOK IS SO MUCH BETTER.
by iLoveLlamas17 November 17, 2010
Get the Tommug. Noun:
1. Someone who repeatedly states the obvious and is hard to have a good conversation with. <Much like a GPS>
2. Someone who tries gives you advice that is totally irrelevant or that you already know.
1. Someone who repeatedly states the obvious and is hard to have a good conversation with. <Much like a GPS>
2. Someone who tries gives you advice that is totally irrelevant or that you already know.
(At a Car Dealership)
Grandpa Bill: Well Roy, I know you are excited about buying a new car and getting on the road, but keep in mind that a man who has driven 25,000 miles has more experience than the man who has driven 10,000.
Roy: Uhh....yeah
Grandpa Bill: Your body is going through some major changes right now.
Roy: You are such a tom tom.
Grandpa Bill: See this side view mirror? It says "Objects in mirror are closer than they appear."
Roy: ...and so is the car manufacturer.
Grandpa Bill: Well Roy, I know you are excited about buying a new car and getting on the road, but keep in mind that a man who has driven 25,000 miles has more experience than the man who has driven 10,000.
Roy: Uhh....yeah
Grandpa Bill: Your body is going through some major changes right now.
Roy: You are such a tom tom.
Grandpa Bill: See this side view mirror? It says "Objects in mirror are closer than they appear."
Roy: ...and so is the car manufacturer.
by XxBAMFxX June 5, 2009
Get the Tom Tommug.