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Appleton Tower

Appleton Tower is the ultimate place to shag for an Edinburgh Uni student. Not only does it have showers to use after, but it also has many discrete rooms to use to fuck your academic counterparts. However, some shaggers prefer the middle of the basement corridor, allowing it to fantastically go viral and give bored uni students something to laugh about.
'I have a tutorial in Appleton Tower tomorrow, i'm probably going to get chlamydia'
by UpTheSciennes February 22, 2019
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Tower Plower

A Person (Male or Female) who enjoys engaging in the act of intercourse with tall people. So a normal sized man has relations with a tall woman, the man is hence forth known as a Tower Plower.
Tower Plower:"Hey man, I nailed Alyssa the other night it was crazy.
Friend: "hahaha no way dude isn't she like 6'4 or something!"
Tower Plower: " ya man actually 6'5"
Friend: "Dude... your such Tower Plower."
by vengee May 18, 2011
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gun-toters

A person or a group of persons who own fire weapons and endorse the right to carry one.
Larry was one of the many gun-toters sitting on the city council.
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Thuringian Tower

The Thuringian Tower is a complex sex act performed by three people, two women and one man.

In it's simplest form the Thuringian Tower involves a very strong very German man standing upright with his legs shoulder width apart (important for the balance). He is holding and performing oral sex on the middle woman who is a bit less strong but still very German. While being held, she is sitting on the man's shoulders and her legs are wrapped around the neck/back area of the man. On top of her is the second woman. She must be small but can be of any nationality. She is on the shoulders of the middle woman also receiving oral sex. Simultaneous to receiving cunnilingus from the woman beneath her, the top woman is happily eating a Thuringian Bratwurst with spicy mustard.

The sex act is complete when the woman on top finishes the Bratwurst.
Dude! I went to visit my friend in Altenburg yesterday. When I arrived she was at the top of a Thuringian Tower! She couldn't finish the Bratwurst so she tossed it down to me and I ate it. The other two people involved were super annoyed with her.
by Jinonice Library Man August 13, 2022
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clearance from the tower

Getting permission from your wife/girlfriend to do something fun with your friends and not her
I'd love to go to the bar Friday, but I need to get clearance from the tower first.
by Kiki McWeb November 19, 2007
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ifle tower

when you and your homeboy get a girl on her knees and youre fucking her while shes sucking his dick. Then you high-five eachother, making what looks like the ifle tower.
Tony and Mike love taking fan girls to see the ifle tower
by /b/arbie September 16, 2012
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