Tobolose

1. to be at one with a current enviroment or situation.

2. execpting a situation as reality and dealing with it

Even with the walls crashing all around her she stayed tobolose.

by Cak4484 January 30, 2007

Toblerone Boots

A person with an inability to direct a football/soccer ball towards their intended target, thus miss kicking the ball in random directions every time it leaves their boots. Similar to 50 pence head.

Man 1 - (Puts arms up signalling for team-mate to pass the ball to him)

Man 2 - (Kicks ball with intent to pass to man 1, ball flies off in a completely different direction)

Man 1 - "Oh you've got your Toblerone Boots on today"

by TheMasey October 1, 2012

tobaccopalypse

The day federal government bans Tobacco in all 50 states and shit hits the fan.

Ted bought 10 cartons of cigarettes in hopes it'll last him through the upcoming tobaccopalypse.

by RokksohGloves November 5, 2013

Tobel

Tobel is a boy’s name. People with the name Tobel are usually quite intelligent, good looking and athletic people. They are the definition of an alpha male and should be treated like a God.

Marius: Damn who’s that guy over there?
Jacob: That’s Tobel, he the whole package isn’t he?
Sean: Yeah we should really be kneeling for him rn.

by Fuck Cullen September 1, 2020

toblical

a toblical is someone who is a pleb, if you are a shmuck however you cannot be a toblical. the leader of toblical is Zak r and a toblical is a holy word

i am a toblical because i am not a shmuck

by i_am_not_a_shmuck May 10, 2021

Tobaccy'd

due to a prior engagement, your hasty last minute request was not acquiesced because he/she has already put forth a 2 day notice for their permitted absence.

Victim: Hey, do you want to go to B-Dubz with us?

Perpetrator: Sorry, but I already made plans.

Victim: What! With who! Everyones going to be going to B-Dubz

Perpetrator: Someone invited me to a party.

Victim: Don't be such a dumbledick!

Perpetrator: I'm sorry but I made these plans 2 days ago.

Victim: Man.. I guess I got tobaccy'd again :(

by WideOpenSpaces January 28, 2010

Tadger Toalie

A piece of poop found under the foreskin after having anal sex

AKA boabie joabie or muddy helmet and foreskin fajita

honestly after I shagged her ass for an hour I had the biggest tadger toalie you have ever seen!

by Maduglookslikeasheep April 5, 2010