Purple Tiptoes

When having intercourse standing up, the male retrieves his penis in time to ejaculate on the ground in front of the partner; who then shoves the partner through the newly created puddle, causing them to slip in it and fall and appear purple after being bruised severely.

My girlfriend looks like she got the shit beat out of her, but really, it was because I gave her purple tiptoes.

by buhooobs November 10, 2009

Tiptronic

This is a car transmission that allows the driver to switch the transmission between fully automatic, or manual. Obviously it is a clutchless manual. This gearbox is the future.

Audi is the latest to create the world's finest 'tiptronic' gearbox, and it's called 'DSG', which stands for 'Direct Shift Gearbox'. This allows the driver to change gear using the 'tiptronic' setting faster than any driver in the world would using a manual transmission. Also you can change gear on the steering wheel, as seen in F1.

My Audi RS4 has tiptronic, it's therefore faster than your RS4 manual!

by MMCC December 3, 2005

tipong

tipong is a mauritian slang for chinese fellows and is also a lovely word to call a chinese..

ta tipong, amen to mine maraz la

by maritorma September 26, 2010

Tiptoe Burglar

A person who is averse to physical contact.

Originated by Deion Sanders as a pet name for Shaun Alexander, and also used by Warren Sapp to describe Brandon Jacobs.

Primetime called Alexander the Tiptoe Burglar! That dude did NOT want to get hit.

by mreniigma January 18, 2012

tiron

A guy who observes more than he speaks. Tiron is a natural self motivated go getter.He gets everything he sets out to do done , without anyone knowing. He's a truly sweet individual once you get to know him. it takes alit for him to actually care about someone but once he does , he's in it for the long run. He has so much potential to be great , he just has to believe it first. quite but deadly should be his motto.Many won't have the expierence to know him but those who do are lucky.

Tiron the love of my life.

by Bossyboo34 December 22, 2016

tiprat

A low level employee in an office environment. A white collar equivalent of a shitkicker.

Before Craig finished his law degree he was a just another tiprat working in customer service.

by clubsamwich January 20, 2007

Tipton, IN

Home of the Tipton County Pork Festival, but not much else. In fact, such a boring place for kids that it commonly has the highest teen pregnancy rate (per capita) in the state, b/c there isn't anything else to do.

Tom: Did you hear Sally is pregnant?

Jesse: Not a real shocker. She IS from Tipton, IN.

by Douche Baggins December 31, 2010