Situ-rape-tion

When a dude with horrible personality, ripped abs and orange skin drops a roofie in your drink

I thought Pittsburgh was an okay town until I got situ-rape-tioned by some Steeler.

by Schnappy pappy February 23, 2011

Ticonderoga

A small town located in upstate New York somewhere in the balls of the Adirondak Mountains. Ticonderoga is basically the Bronx of small towns in upstate New York. Kids roam the dirty streets of downtown Ti with zero ambition. Everyone walks around like they are in fear of fellow pedestrians even though everyone knows everyone because no one ever leaves the town once you are in it. The amount of water that is consumed compared to the amount of alcohol in this town is approximately 2:1. The one possitive thing about it however is that every female displays whoreish behavior, so there is no shame after you just shagged one of Ti's finest because.. " Hey, they're all whores anyway so what did I actually do wrong. " The guys in this town however.. wait.. nevermind.. Oh yeah and there alot of drugs and underage partying that goes down. The local cops won't do shit because they are a joke but you might want good cardio when the state troopers roll up becuase those bastards are like sprinting deer and you are on a treadmill mother fucker.

Guy: Hi I'm from Ticonderoga, I like to drink alot and break shit

by Grenadez February 25, 2011

dick-tionary

a girls list of dateable guys by the size of their manhood.

"hey do u now any guys who are up for a fun night"

" lemme check my dick-tionary...i'll find u an 8 or a 9"

by kc'sbest les breasts and thigh January 3, 2009

tipois

acronym for "Two in the pink, one in the stink"; Commonly referred to as the shocker.

He gave her the tipois.

by Jerry September 13, 2004

TIPOI

An initialism that means "there is porn of it."

somefknguy28: hey guys I got overwatch
Xx_sw33g69_xX: tipoi u know
JesseQM: Why are you still using a fucking gamertag from 2011?

by Kiro Osex XIII June 23, 2017

Timonium

A quiet place in Maryland just north of Towson. Often referred to by native Marylanders as "Tim-eau-nee-um" as if one is speaking through the nose. York Road runs through this city, which is host to numerous accidents due to incompetent drivers who flip out because it's drizzling outside. It is also home to the Maryland Fairgrounds, where the annual Maryland State fair as well as numerous craft and gun shows take place.

"So, you're from Timonium? What's that like?"
"Nothing. Like nothing at all. 'Cause that's what there is there."

by CoraIine March 6, 2009

Titonaro

A sexy, generous, laid back kind of guy who will do anything and everything to take care of his girl. He is an amazing guy. he is the kind of guy you want to bring home to your parents. He is a one of a kind person who will do anything for his friends or family. He's a great kisser and he's amazing in bed. His touch will light your body on fire.

"I wish I had a Titonaro to love me."

by lov3me4wh0IaM February 28, 2010