Someone who knows everything and has done everything. A literal god amongst men. Anything that has been done in the history of the universe, has been done already and more efficiently by Tinker Talbot.
Person 1: "the other day i went out and scored 27 points in a basketball ga-"
Tinker Talbot: "real quick, I was in a hockey league back when i was at Tinker and I was a goalie. I broke 42 bones in my legs and hands, and saved 78 goals and scored 54 in one game. I almost went pro but I was busy selling TVs and bar tending making $5000 per night all while managing an excavation company and running my bowling alley on the side."
Tinker Talbot: "real quick, I was in a hockey league back when i was at Tinker and I was a goalie. I broke 42 bones in my legs and hands, and saved 78 goals and scored 54 in one game. I almost went pro but I was busy selling TVs and bar tending making $5000 per night all while managing an excavation company and running my bowling alley on the side."
by the rusty trombonerr December 21, 2022
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This miniature sexual fisting brings Peter Pan great pleasure
This miniature sexual fisting brings Peter Pan great pleasure
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The damn or other curse issued by a tinker. 19th century language in which tinkers by trade were considered some of the lowest in society, so to not receive a 'damn' from a tinker is considered as being lesser that the lowest. The modern day equivalent to tinkers would be furries, so if a furry doesn't give a damn, you gotta be one sorry son of a bitch.
by Esna Slersad January 13, 2025
Get the Tinker's damn mug.A sexual act wherein one partner attaches a small wheel of cheese on a stick to the end of a power drill (resembling a tinker toy, hence the name), then uses the spinning cheese to anally pleasure the other partner while performing oral sex. At completion of the act, the drill-wielding partner most often ejaculates onto the cheese and feeds it to the other partner.
Note: Sometimes used as a synonym of the Kentucky Klondike Bar, although this name is less descriptive of that act.
Note: Sometimes used as a synonym of the Kentucky Klondike Bar, although this name is less descriptive of that act.
My girlfriend wanted to try something kinky, but we decided against the Tallahassee Tinker Toy because she's lactose intolerant and we didn't have a battery-powered drill.
by cesiophile August 28, 2014
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King of Gnomes on World of Warcraft.
He, himself, is a gnome.
a very sexy gnome
with green glowing goggles
He, himself, is a gnome.
a very sexy gnome
with green glowing goggles
nerd 1: I wanna steal High Tinker Mekkatorque's sexy goggles. I'm sure they'd look a lot better on my lvl 56 Night Elf Rogue.
nerd 2: oh hell yeah. That would turn me on.
nerd 1: yeah same... then i can take its armour off and it will be even sexier!
nerd 2: Oh man, this is way better than looking at porn.
nerd 2: oh hell yeah. That would turn me on.
nerd 1: yeah same... then i can take its armour off and it will be even sexier!
nerd 2: Oh man, this is way better than looking at porn.
by marlixx January 13, 2008
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