bust a tile

To hold a wank/not ejaculate for several days then to release your goods in the shower so hard that it nearly breaks a bathroom tile from the force.

Mate I jizzed so hard when I got in I nearly bust a tile.

by mefromdownhere000 October 12, 2015

cutting tile

Showing your best moves on the dance floor.

"That man is really cutting tile out there on the dance floor"

by Aspen Willis December 8, 2006

Laying tile

Laying Tile is the act of giving a boss or superior a blow job.

The reason the toes of his boots are worn off is because he has been in the office Laying Tile.

by Real definition man January 17, 2018

The Tile Hill Face

When a girl from the Tile Hill region smokes too much in their young teens and are destined to end up having the face of Sarah Harding from Girls Aloud.

The Tile Hill Face: Eg. Of course the girl sitting on the back of the bus is a Tile Hill face, so mainstream, I didn't ask to see that today!

by Shoeham August 7, 2017

Floor tile

When a fat kid falls and becomes one with the floor

Oh koda it seems you just floor tiled

by Garrett 11 August 17, 2022

Elbrus Tile

Special tile used in shower or pool installations to protect ordinary tile from excess cum stains during group orgies and gay sex parties.

Let me tell you Mark, there's going to be so many fuck boys tonight, I had Elbrus Tile installed just to protect my shower floor.

by styridsatdva December 30, 2022

celling tile

It’s uhh on a celling and uhh tasty

A: I love celling tiles! They are so nutritious
B: but celling tiles have been involved in everyone since 1758
A:I hope you die

by I love celling tiles May 31, 2024