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finger thumbed

The act of an recieving an old-fashion while sporting a small and flaccid penis. Because the penis is so minute and non-erect, the person giving the hand job needs only to use their finger and thumb. Getting finger thumbed often leads to awkwardness, embarrassment, and feelings of inadequacy.
BB1: Hey man, what happened last night with that chick... did you give her that hot beef injection or hardly-working?
BB2: Naw I wish... I couldn't get hard and just got finger thumbed.
by sweet-thickness December 20, 2010
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Thurber

Dude 1: "Dude, sweet Thurber!"
Dude 2: "Thanks, I just dyed it"
by Dr. Dingid Brungus March 5, 2014
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otter thumper

girls who have sexual intercourse with multiple boys who play on the otters hockey team. these girls normally attend every game and think their "the shit". and god forbid you text any of the guys they've slept with.... (which is on average, more than half of the team).
girl1: oh my god. emily is such an otter thumper.. she slept with half the team already!
girl2: what an otter thumper!
by puckbunnyx November 18, 2009
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Thumbed out

A situation in which no one wants to be in, a drag.
Friend: My boss made me sweep and mop the entire building twice!

You: That's thumbed out.
by Jack J G November 2, 2007
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tummy thumper

a penis at full erection (180 degrees +), so that it touches the stomach
I had to bend over to urinate with that tummy thumper I had this morning.
by Ttonkytonk January 28, 2010
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fart thumper

One who takes penises and rams farts back into anuses
She tried to fart while we was doing it so I used the ol fart thumper
by Amsterado June 4, 2014
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Jumper thumper

Is the term given to an over enlargered foreskin which has received prolonged sexual intercourse. This prolonged intercourse creates a thicker more jumper-like foreskin which can also vary in colour e.g red, blue, purple and even Smokey orange
'Dad what's a jumper thumper?' ......... 'ermmm, it's that rabbit of bambi son'
by MattM18 March 6, 2019
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