When you pull your boner between ur legs making it look as if u have a vagina(mangina). And you command your woman to "lick your pussy" and as she's just about to lick your mangina you yell "I AM THE CHOSEN ONE" while simultaneously opening your legs enough to release your hard mighty chosen penis, which will smack her under her chin, nose, or an eye.
Johan: Yo Chosen One, you think you're gonna get lucky tonight with that chick?
B-Rod: pfft you already know and i might just finish her off with "Thor's Uppercut" if she not doing me right..
Johan: yee
B-Rod: pfft you already know and i might just finish her off with "Thor's Uppercut" if she not doing me right..
Johan: yee
by JustLaugh=| January 31, 2012
Get the Thor's Uppercut mug.The working man's God; very popular in ancient times and is still worshiped today by many Heathens and Pagans. Whereas Odin rewards intellect, Thor rewards hard work. He is often pictured as a mighty viking with a red-beard. His father is Odin and his wife's name is Sif.
Thor sends lighting, thunder and life-giving rain. He has always been a strong protector of His folk and gives gifts freely to his friends. He has a liking for farms, fields, forests, mountains and rivers. Thor has a hearty and often times bawdy sense of humor. He likes drinking, feasting, storytelling, and good company.
His favorite weapon is His mighty hammer, Mjolnir. It strikes lighting and roars with thunder when it is used and always returns to Hid hand. In both ancient times and modern times alike those who worship Him wear a Thor's Hammer about their necks as a sign of their dedication.
We even have a day of the week named in Thor's honor, Thursday.
Thor sends lighting, thunder and life-giving rain. He has always been a strong protector of His folk and gives gifts freely to his friends. He has a liking for farms, fields, forests, mountains and rivers. Thor has a hearty and often times bawdy sense of humor. He likes drinking, feasting, storytelling, and good company.
His favorite weapon is His mighty hammer, Mjolnir. It strikes lighting and roars with thunder when it is used and always returns to Hid hand. In both ancient times and modern times alike those who worship Him wear a Thor's Hammer about their necks as a sign of their dedication.
We even have a day of the week named in Thor's honor, Thursday.
Thor is perhaps, one of the most friendly and easy to commuciate with Gods. He always answers prayers and doesn't make you guess weather or not he heard you. When I pray, I pray to Thor.
by OneBadAsp October 22, 2006
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The feeling of movement, swelling, or pulsing in the head. Somewhat like a migraine, but without the pain. Sometimes caused by injury, intoxication, or just dropping of the 'r' in the word 'throbbing.'
Synonym: throbbing.
Synonym: throbbing.
by Sany December 29, 2007
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Thorin Oakenshield is my favorite character in The Hobbit! Everything about him screams DWARF KING!!!!
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Get the Thor's Cock mug.Thorgoudn, the long lost god that typically can't lift his hammer. Acts like he is a part of the brotherhood but always gets denied by his friends.
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