ThinkPad

The world's strongest line of laptops. The latest models feature switchable graphics. Ranging from the ultraporable X200 series to the monstrous W700, they're commonly used by businessmen but great for those who need a durable laptop.

My thinkpad got stepped on, dropped on concrete and ran over by a car and it still works. Try that with your crappy dell inspiron.

by Tixlo March 5, 2009

close your eyes and think of England

An expression used in the United Kingdom referring to unwanted sexual intercourse. Usually from ones spouse.

Brenda: I hate having sex with George
Lucy: Just close your eyes and think of England

by Alia Joanne July 13, 2007

So you think you loud?

A phrase said to somebody who has a nice stereo system, such as a 12in subwoofer or larger system. Used to compliment them in a sarcastic way, intended to cause laughter.

Person1: Dang bro, i was bangin on the way to school today
Person 2: So you think you loud?
Person 1: Haha, Nahhh

by Wordologist123 November 11, 2011

thinkinboutcha

To let someone know he or she is in your thoughts.

thinkinboutcha today, thinkinboutcha now, thinkinboutcha here

by itsmeljw June 24, 2010

Shit-thinking

The time in which you are taking a shit, and you are pondering on ideas that you have. During this period, you have enhanced focus since you are making bowel movement, resulting in increased creativity. It is a phenomenon that occurs every time we take a shit.

"I was shit-thinking yesterday, and I had a great idea for a novel." or "I think Albert Einstein was shit-thinking when he came up with E=MC^2!"

by h3rM1T_p3N9u1N July 25, 2009

You think you're fresh meat?

Somebody who believes that they are of a superior quality to another person. Generally used when someone is bragging about a personal accomplishment.

Kyle: Dude I totally won our team the game!

Liam: You think you're fresh meat?

by Manusuperfan March 11, 2013

God Thingie

God Thingie, noun plural, God Thingies: God thingies are anything claimed as possessing attributes qualifying them to be regarded as deities by anyone at any time, including by referring to any god thingies as deities without proving that such god thingies possesses such attributes, or indeed identifying what non-imaginary attributes would be sufficient and necessary to regard god thingies as deserving of being regarded as deities. In this Universe things may occur as objects (comprised of energy or matter) about which intersubjectively verifiable predictions may be made or as imaginary objects for which this is not the case. Until somebody explains what intersubjectively verifiable evidence there is for an attribute or attributes qualifying something possessing such an attribute or attributes as a deity, and then shows intersubjectively verifiable evidence that a particular god thingie or thingies exist and possesses those attributes, all god thingies will remain imaginary. God thingies are plural not only because mankind has introduced hundreds of thousands of such god thingies (billions if we include the various forms of object and ancestor worship) all of which are equally as valid only as imaginary objects, at least until the above conditions are met for one or more of them, but also because until the attributes of such a god thingies are fully qualified, it cannot be known whether or not such a god thingie is congruent with other god thingies.

The Universe might contain a God Thingie, but if so, it seems to have hidden any compassion it might possess in the heart of a black hole.

by DasHermit January 22, 2017