Zambonie

When you spill your drink and have to drink it up yourself no matter the circumstance and placement

Damn Ethan! That’s an Zambonie!!!

by Tiger lion September 21, 2025

Pussy Zamboni

A really full mustache

Tom Selleck has pleasured thousands of women with that big honkin' pussy zamboni of his.

by Wocho22 August 17, 2024

Zamboni

The act of slurping your drink off the table after you spill it.

Person 1: Dude you just spilled your beer all over the table
Person 2: zamboni!! *slurps beer off table*

by Don cheadle November 19, 2016

Zamboni

An ice smoothing machine, invented by Frank Zamboni.

noun
‘zamboni’

adjective
‘zambonied’

verb/participle

‘zambonied’

The zamboni had zambonied the ice, leaving it smooth and zambonied

by ZamboniKing December 14, 2021

Tony Zamboni

A based chad

bro tony zamboni is so based

by Foraker July 10, 2022

pink Zamboni

A name for a dogs penis

Bro why are you looking at pink Zambonis on my computer

by Cheese vault May 26, 2023

Zamboni

A Zamboni is a person (typically male of Canadian decent) that snorts cocaine in a bathroom and slurps up drinks that spill.
This is not to be confused with the Zamboni verb when someone says they’re, “going to zamboni that.”

A true Zamboni has developed such a savage addiction that it leads them to consume copious amounts of cocaine in the bathroom, which then leads to the inevitable need to slurp liquor off a table in-front of their boss.

There’s about 14 Zambonis in this company. Look around the Christmas party at midnight and you can’t miss them.

by TheBigZamboni December 14, 2022