Sandy turnip

When a mans testicle gets stuck in a womans butthole.

We were going at it so hard I ended up with a sandy turnip

by Almost_careful August 26, 2013

turnips and heat

Trailer park English..told you so

It's time to turnips and heat Julian

by Randy gilf hunter November 13, 2022

turnip burner

A shitty old car which expels dark exhaust fumes while in operation. Can often be used to describe the driver of the vehicle.

Christ, that turnip burner is chucking out some really dodgy shit. It's getting all up in my grill.

by seeingitsimple October 24, 2013

Todd the Turnip

an absolute mad chad lad sad fad dad brad

"yo did you see Todd the Turnip?"
"yes. i have been enlightened"

by ArtieBrick May 17, 2021

cyclone turnip

Aces but they are lucky.

Cyclone Turnip is so lucky.

by Connor Kyser January 11, 2020

turnip snouts

Dismay or shock learning of an event.
Similar to "wowsers" or "bollocks".
Can also be used positively.

"Did you hear? MARDEK IV is coming out!"
"Snazzy turnip snouts!"

by Raedellion September 18, 2023

cyclone turnip

A player who gets carried left and right.

Damn, I carried Cyclone Turnip

by Connor Kyser January 7, 2020