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Sandy turnip

When a mans testicle gets stuck in a womans butthole.
We were going at it so hard I ended up with a sandy turnip
by Almost_careful August 26, 2013
mugGet the Sandy turnipmug.

turnips and heat

by Randy gilf hunter November 13, 2022
mugGet the turnips and heatmug.

turnip burner

A shitty old car which expels dark exhaust fumes while in operation. Can often be used to describe the driver of the vehicle.
Christ, that turnip burner is chucking out some really dodgy shit. It's getting all up in my grill.
by seeingitsimple October 24, 2013
mugGet the turnip burnermug.

Todd the Turnip

an absolute mad chad lad sad fad dad brad
"yo did you see Todd the Turnip?"
"yes. i have been enlightened"
by ArtieBrick May 17, 2021
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cyclone turnip

Aces but they are lucky.
by Connor Kyser January 11, 2020
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turnip snouts

Dismay or shock learning of an event.
Similar to "wowsers" or "bollocks".
Can also be used positively.
"Did you hear? MARDEK IV is coming out!"
"Snazzy turnip snouts!"
by Raedellion September 18, 2023
mugGet the turnip snoutsmug.

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