squeegee method

The act of grabbing the penis by its base and sliding your compressed fingers along the shaft to the tip to get any remaining fluids out of it. Can be performed either to clear sperm or urine from the penis. An alternative to "shaking".

1.

Guy 1: Do you shake when you're done?
Guy 2: No man, I use the squeegee method.

2.

...and then I used the squeegee method to get the rest of my cum onto her chest.

by zlh5009 September 19, 2011

Burrito Squeegee

The act of taking a handful of feces (preferably moist and mushy) and using it as lubricant to masturbate.

"I heard they used shit for the hot chocolate when they ran out!"
"Hopefully they didn't use porta-potty 7. Ted did a burrito squeegee there after the race."

by Clark Speyhawk July 8, 2019

Atikokan Squeegee

The act of a man ejaculating on a woman’s midsection and having the woman squeegee the cum into her vagina with the intention of getting pregnant.

Yo Bro you have a kid now? Ya bro I banged this chick and she did the Atikokan Squeegee.

by Wordsmith19783 September 25, 2022

shower squeegee

The sponge like object you use in the shower too wash your body with.....

My girlfriend and I share my shower squeegee, to wash each other in the shower.

by T&B...143...F&A... July 22, 2024

DG Squeegee

When someone’s wife works at the dollar general and her pussy is on clearance. So you hit it unprotected and wipe all your nut on her clothes before you send her home with a belly full of nut butter.

Guy 1:”Man Josh’s ole lady don’t know it, but I did the DG Squeegee on her last night.”

Guy 2:”Shit I did it to her last week!”

Guy 3:”Man y’all nasty, I used a condom.”

by DG Master September 13, 2022

Cum Squeegee

Cum Squeegee - when a female receives a facial from a male and gets seamen on her glasses so you have to squeegee her glasses clean

“Dude I came on this chicks glasses and had to give her a cum squeegee so she could see”

by Milf Destroyer 420 August 5, 2024

Squeegee

The term used to refer to a Process Improvement Ops/Operations person or persons, being sophosticated or outstanding as gentlemanly/scholarly individuals.

"Dang, acting all squeegee."

by Tenchi Motomochi January 27, 2021