Slurpee dick

Some one who puts their dick in a Slurpee ,preferably at 7-11

Yo slurpee dick .your dick still cold ?

by Alec campione September 14, 2016

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Ass Slurpee

When you take a slurpee cover and lick someone’s ass to completion three the cover

When Ashley seen Mikey’s ass she wanted to give him a ass slurpee

by Project Blue Book August 13, 2021

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Spinchter Slurpee

When whip cream is injected into the anus and a straw is used to removed the dirty whip cream from the recipients anus

Guy: Hey babe can I get a sphincter slurpee for desert tonight
Girl: sure honey, get the whip cream into my anus

Guy: I’ll make sure to get it all out

Spinchter Slurpee

by Clear Spring Squad July 3, 2018

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Hobo Slurpee

n. A Slurpee (preferably Blue Razzberry) made infinitely more drinkable by the addition of whatever liquor is on hand (preferably grain alcohol).

"Man, there is no way I'm getting through the Twilight movie without at least two Hobo Slurpees! Help me find my flask."

by Doctor Carina November 22, 2011

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Hot Slurpee

To suck slurpee consistancy (liquidy with a tinge of flake or chunkiness) diarrhea out of a male or female partner's sphincter through a flourescent colored twisty straw. Commonly enjoyable for neither party involved.

Dude, last night after my girlfriend put extra hot sauce on her taco on Taco Tuesday night, I gave her a violent Hot Slurpee!

by T&B September 3, 2011

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Massachusetts Slurpee

When during intercourse, right before the girl climaxes, you whip out a straw and put it into her vagina. Once the straw is tightly shoved in, you start masturbating until you can perform a "money shot" into the straw, which funnels down into her vagina.

"Yo dawg, I got a ho and plastic straw from McDonalds! What should I do?"

"Try out a Massachusetts Slurpee, homie."

by B.J. Summers January 27, 2015

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