A common saying for somebody wanting to leave a place, usually a party. Commonly used as a hint that you need to get going.
by Page Hansen February 22, 2007
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Get the John McDreampo Jonas Friendly Sharpened Rooster mug.The act of a Vietnamese girl sitting down in a spinnable office chair with her head facing up and her mouth open. A penis is then inserted into the mouth and the office chair starts spinning, which then, with the girl's incisors, slices the penis precisely until the penis is sharp enough to use as a writing utensil.
"Aw shit, I ran outta pencils. Ay nigga, get yo Vietnamese bitch to give me a fuckin' Vietnamese Pencil Sharpener or I'm failing this fuckin' test."
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I saw her in the car with that skeleton-looking kid, you know she's being used as a human pencil sharpener.
by itchycat123 May 6, 2018
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"Are you still looking into getting circumcised?"
"No need. A girl surprised me with a Glaswegian Pencil Sharpener last week!"
"No need. A girl surprised me with a Glaswegian Pencil Sharpener last week!"
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Friend 1: Your new boyfriend looks like such a bottom.
Friend 2: nah bro he's a sharpener top, he made me f*ck him then chained me to the headboard. I've still got bruises.
Friend 2: nah bro he's a sharpener top, he made me f*ck him then chained me to the headboard. I've still got bruises.
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