the young and the restless

Four girls who watch Jeffy, eat chicken Alfredo, and are brown. If you don’t have the young and the restless, you don’t have a good life

“Did you see the young and the restless last night?
“Yeah they were having so much fun!”

“I wish I could be the young and the restless”

by jeffyjr12345 December 23, 2017

Break the Resistance

Resistance is what stands between you and your ideal life. It's different for everyone. Maybe it's a fear of heights, or public speaking, or the fear of failure. Whatever it is, it's holding you back. "Break the Resistance" is all about challenging that fear and surpassing it to live your best life.

"You can do it, just Break the Resistance!"

by Resistance breaker December 12, 2018

Empty the reservoir

Taking a piss/ emptying your bladder

Man I’ve gotta empty the reservoir it’s about to bust!

by Greatcornholio December 15, 2022

nuking the restroom

do i even have to explain... alright. its when you are blowing the fucking toilet up to smithereens

OH SHIT IM NUKING THE RESTROOM

by some stupid guy September 5, 2023

Remove the 'responsibility' and the credit

That's what you WANT to do but ARE NOT GOING TO DO fat bald Matt.

Hym "You WANT to remove the 'responsibility' and the credit but you are NOT DOING TO DO THAT and instead you're going to do THIS: You're going to pay for the shit you stole. You're going to give me the credit I deserve. And then your going to use my tax dollars to feed your piece of shit kids. And in doing so, you're going to subtract 1 act of violence from the net total of acts of violence that will inevitably happen throughout the course of history. You could have stopped the other ones but you were too busy arguing about a God you don't believe in. You CAN change the stalking laws. You already have harassment laws. If I didn't already have plenty of evidence that you YouTube fucks don't actually give a fuck about with or not this gets someone other than me killed, I'd already be in prison or dead. You interpretation this correctly. You aren't doing anything other than hiding your own petty obstinacy so you can keep your fucking YouTube following. Stop trying to swindle me. Stop pretending. Act in accordance with the values you purport to have and do it in my direction. Because this isn't it. It isn't teaching me a lesson. It is the thing I said it was in explicit terms."

by Hym Iam March 4, 2025

pumpkin in the restroom

A turd so large that the first lady christens it with a bottle of champagne

That pumpkin in the restroom was so huge, she hit it with a bottle of Dom P and named it the Peanut Princess

by Herbos, a prince May 16, 2008

What do the rest of the people mean to you?

What do the rest of the people mean to you? They don’t mean anything to you. They’re just serfs, they’re just people.

What do the rest of the people mean to you? Absolutely nothing, so you shall not aid them.

by Evilous Dark Power December 6, 2020