kamikaze shit

It's when you have a shit in the shower and you kick it so hard, it slides across the bath and lands on your head.

"Mate, last night when in the shower, I took a Kamikaze shit."

by TheBrucey October 14, 2017

Insult Kamikaze

An insult kamikaze is the term applied to the action of insulting someone at your expense, so you insult both yourself and the other person.

Miguel: Suck dick Nico.

Lane: Nico does know how to suck some dick.

Nico: You would know.

Lane: Are you insulting me or yourself?

Nico: I don't know, both of us I guess.

Lane: So it's like an insult kamikaze.

Nico: I like that, I have to add that to the Urban Dictionary

by SMSchoirboy October 31, 2011

kamikaze eating

To eat yourself into a coma at a crappy cheap buffet and telling everyone it's the best place ever.

I just saw that fats on his way to the old country buffet for some kamikaze eating!

by bmg-definitions February 28, 2015

kamikaze wank

When you hijack a plane and fly it to the ground, then masturbate in the ZERO-G.

Bob: My friend Tom had a kamikaze wank last night.
Greg: Wow, and did the cum float?
Bob: Yes.

by Lovebugeater March 10, 2014

kamikaze fingers

When someone comes in hot, out of no where. The consequences are not considered. The fingers most likely do not return to their place of origin in the same condition.

"Sometimes appendages are just worth sacrificing, here they (kamikaze fingers) come!"

by christopherduck February 8, 2014

Kamikaze creampie

When you cum in the pussy then kill yourself mid ejaculation so you don't have to take care of the baby.

Girl: Did you just cum in me?
Dude: Whoops *Gunshot*

Girl: He just kamikaze creampied me what a bitch. Good thing I'm on birth control.

by Daldophrius December 3, 2015

kamikaze

A stray ash that falls from a cigarette and, in its last moment of existence, burns a person.

The kamikaze ash burned when it landed on my arm.

by carlosconseulos August 26, 2009