hock your box

women who sells herself , prosititution,
karlie will you hock your box when we are married still
by shred_boy December 26, 2006
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hock your hole

Johnny: I really want that new PlayStation 4 but I'm flat broke.
James: Well you better go down the corner and hock your hole then.
by Tricky1979 February 13, 2017
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A man fucks a girl in the ass, and right before the man is about to cum, he has diabetic seizure and dies, while still inside the girls ass.
by Anonymous March 11, 2003
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hock-cock-sandwich

a hock-cock-sandwich is when your traveling out of town and stop at a little shithole deli to get a sandwich and some drink

and the rednecks see your faggity mazda parked outside and assume your a bitch ass yankee and then hock a loogy in your sandwich then pass it down the line and peform numerous jizzing and spitting actions onto it they may even suck eachother off and then spit the cum onto it
hey dude did you get us some food in there?

yeah nick but i dont think those rednecks liked me

damn i hope they didnt give us hock-cock-sandwiches

fuck.. they did.. godamn it...

it was probally the mazda were driving
by danieltoshington February 02, 2010
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From A man yelling a random obsenity at his son. It is a phrase that is only uttered when one is at a complete and utter loss of words.
by Supa Genius July 13, 2004
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Crockle Hocking

Partaking in an activity to give the appearance of being busy. A niche pass time undertaken by experts in passing time.
M: Hey David, what's cackle lacking?
D: Just Crockle Hocking.
by Sprog June 30, 2015
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Hocking River dwarfgasim

When a little midget lady shoves a Hocking River carp so far up her poopysnatch that it swims out of her twat causing an explosive Hocking River dwarfgasim.
Me: hey Teresa eeestomp why are you quivering so hard, it's 75⁰ outside?
Teresa: that carp gave me a Hocking River dwarfgasim. At least I smell better now.
by Recycle champ January 25, 2025
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