Danielle, you were a HAM last night: you ended up in a wheelchair on the opposite side of the strip with no money, phone, or id.
by kpoo April 26, 2011
Vagina, fanny, ladybits, cunt, twat, fadge, flange, beef curtains, hairy axe wound, fifi, minnie, minge.
Would you like to touch my ham?
I've got ham on the brain.
Dude, where's my ham??
Ham on the bone.
Hmm, my hams a bit sweaty.
I've got ham on the brain.
Dude, where's my ham??
Ham on the bone.
Hmm, my hams a bit sweaty.
by Chalise and Charlotte October 30, 2008
The act of pressing ones naked ass into anothers face while they are asleep or being held down. Meant to degrade or offend the hammed individual. Very effective.
by Vlade October 19, 2005
by majiggin April 27, 2011
by da jugganaut July 31, 2009
Stands for Hard as a Motherf*cker. When someone does something requiring extra effort that the normal person wouldnt usually do. Completely replaces the word 'in' when used in urban context.
by Shrizi April 4, 2011