Definitions by Shrizi

HAM 

Stands for Hard as a Motherf*cker. When someone does something requiring extra effort that the normal person wouldnt usually do. Completely replaces the word 'in' when used in urban context.

Luie went HAAAAM popping that champagne bottle in that chicks ass!

HAM by Shrizi April 22, 2011

TMG

Stands for Take Mans Gash/Girl. The act of stealing another guy's girl.

Look at that banging ting in the corner with that dude, come we TMG him!
... 20mins later...
You sick man! that dude got TMG'd!! HAHA so ham

TMG by Shrizi April 22, 2011