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Gooner

What a passion goon does; a person or thing that uses articles, to improve one quality of being a goon.
That boy locks himself in his room for hours on end making a lot of noise. He must be a gooner.
by Kulacal February 8, 2025
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Gooner

Me: i love that new seasonal anime that’s airing!
Natalie: Me too bro, I wonder if they made any hentai for the MC yet.
Me: YOU’RE SUCH A GOONER NATALIE!!!
by Goonking December 27, 2024
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garfield gooner

A girl who goons their boyfriend in the Garfield movie (2024) and is usually named Liv
by Schizophrenic Urban June 6, 2024
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Gooner Boomer

Noun/Adjective

Refers to people, technically from Gen-X & older (born 1980 or before) but mainly boomers (born 1946-1964). who display the behaviors typically associated with a "gooner" or a sex/porn addict. Their subconscious thoughts on some women are still focused primarily on sex, as if they were no more than a toy for their eyes. This also applies to gay men & straight or gay women, although it's several times rarer than for a heterosexual man. This is primarily due to traditional roles & their upbringings.

These older people also typically tend to get away with being a goon blatantly & often target younger adults (18-25) as their "material". These are only common traits though, and not required to label someone as a Gooner Boomer

SIDENOTE:
Silver Foxes technically count since they're paying young women for sex, but they're connotatively different. a Gooner Boomer is more specific to the ones who are: significantly older than a standard Silver Fox, can't get any play & behave more like incels.
Those old heads at The Oscars do not care at all about womens talent; They only care about if she's hot. They're all Gooner Boomers!
by Sweezo1 March 4, 2025
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Goonerization

The trend of gatcha games by and large to use female characters as sexual objects in order to generate sales to sustain the game, as without them, they wouldn't have a viable business model. Similar to how crabs have evolved independently multiple times across the world, gatcha games feature a variety of sexual exploitation to pry money from the hands of gamers. It is well documented that male characters are widely unpopular in these type of games.
"All gatcha games must undergo goonerization in order to financially survive."
by Mahjongleur July 16, 2025
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The Gooner

A person characterized by her laziness and masturbation addiction. It is a femboy and seeks attention from women through chastity. It enjoys sucking Tim's cock. For an example look up: Valentin Knorr.
you`re not a Gooner,.. you`re the Gooner. Fuck you, you piece of shit
by vALENTIN hATER March 22, 2025
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Gooneral

Nautica Malone, an executive in the Gooning committee, who tragically passed away from goonicide.
"Rest in peace, the Gooneral."
"I CAN'T GOON! I CAN'T GOON!"
"May he goon in peace."
by blushywushy February 3, 2025
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