kiddy fiddler

someone who fiddles with children

Kieran McLennan is a kiddy fiddler

by keiran mclennan June 12, 2015

Squirrel Fiddler

Often displayed in the woodland areas, this Unnatural act, is where a human being manipulates the squirrel creature for their pleasures. Similar to Chimp Lover.

Mum:"Close your eyes hunny. Darling get the kids in the car quick, theres a squirrel fiddler over there."

by Jacksc2 July 3, 2006

fiddler crab

The fiddler crab is an extension of the shocker. Once you are successfully in the shocker position, quickly move your thumb up and down on the woman's clit to help stimulate the sexual experience.

Give her the shocker and make her cum with the fiddler crab!

by Shane Ryale August 20, 2007

Fiddler on the Roof

Male ejaculates off of a three story building and shoots his cum on to unsusspecting persons below.

Kyle was the Fiddler on the Roof, he gave Stephenia a cum shower.

by Rick Dick 69 so fine March 22, 2011

Bolongna Fiddler

When a guy puts his dick in a girl's pussy and his balls in her ass hole, then she queefs and farts at the same time.

Give me that bolongna fiddler, Govna!!!

by Jeremy B. February 4, 2008

kiddie fiddler

a teacher

He still's got his fly open.
Just had some work on on the little ones done in the break.
No surprise, he's a kiddie fiddler.

by Emu Lgator February 5, 2004

figgy fiddler

A person, usually a software developer, that modifies production configuration files without telling anyone.

Dev:" It was a faulty update to a config file i made on production and immediately switched back. It was a very bad call on my part to do that." DevOps: "Fucking figgy fiddler ..."

by PDXDude July 27, 2017