South Pekin Crockpot

The South Pekin crockpot is when you cook up a big batch of Meth, then you hallucinate and mow down your entire family!

This morning I ran out of my stash, so I had to whip up a South Pekin Crockpot

by Midwest Cooker April 24, 2025

Crockpot relationship

A relationship where you are serious enough to buy gifts for each other but you know it won't last. Your friends will ultimately receive the gifts after the relationship is over.

-Linda, are you still with Nick?

- No, it was just a crockpot relationship. Want the sweater he got me?

by ListenLynda September 16, 2017

Crockpot mouth

A symptom of someone who is possibly inebriated or perhaps just saying something sinister that is too far fetched to be true, but they can still put it in a sentence because apparently anything sounds good in it.

Dave: “finally, I found someone who will do this cocaine with me”

Wayne: “Do you have crockpot mouth or something? Anyone would do free cocaine...”

by Ithink2much March 12, 2019

Crockpot

Produces dog shit food

That’s a disgusting crockpot

by Penis fg May 26, 2021

Colon Crockpot

When two humans shove random small bits of food up there anus and let it mix with feces then engage in intercourse anally to mix the pot and then eat it.

That orgy was divine did you eat any of the colon crockpot?, i heard it was the best.

by Greyhippieman November 1, 2019

Crockpot

Nickname, a proper response to being called home skillet.

What’s up home skillet? Not much crockpot.

by anonymous February 15, 2021

Floridian Crockpot

The act of inserting your genitals, preferably a male, into a crocodile resulting in the separation of one's genitals from their body.

1: "Sir, how did you lose your penis?"
2: "I Uh..."
1: "Sir, you're going to have to tell me. We must know."
2: "I prefer a Floridian Crockpot behind Disney World."

by M1rc4t March 12, 2024