by mrzbowden January 02, 2008
Nippes which are shaped like a cone e.g pointy, and if long enough dangerous as they could easily poke an eye out
Owen: hey danny you have cones
Danny: omg, so what its not my fault my nipples are hugely pointy and hairy. and there not even much 'conish'. To be honest i think there side out.
Danny: omg, so what its not my fault my nipples are hugely pointy and hairy. and there not even much 'conish'. To be honest i think there side out.
by Owen E February 21, 2008
by Anon_poster June 09, 2009
The act or idea, of getting rammed in the asshole with a parking cone by a hairy german man named Abelard.
Man 1: hey dude, you know jeff? Man 2: yea, why? Man 1: he got coned by the new janitor Abelard. Man 2: oh.... um well... thats unfortunate. lets go smoke a bowl.
The one thing you want to happen to that fat police guard that runs the parking lot.
Punishment for jews.
what might happen when you dont wear a seatbelt.
The one thing you want to happen to that fat police guard that runs the parking lot.
Punishment for jews.
what might happen when you dont wear a seatbelt.
by permitchlagenfii April 26, 2011
The act of driving around in a large veichle, collecting orange traffic cones and throwing them over the fence of your recidency, purely to agrivate the batshit crazy house parent, and her dog.
Becky: "3...2...1.. THROW"
*Dan, Hope and Becky, in unison, throw the large, luminous cones*
Hope: "To the Land Rover!"
*That is coning*
*Dan, Hope and Becky, in unison, throw the large, luminous cones*
Hope: "To the Land Rover!"
*That is coning*
by Gandray May 09, 2019
The term that the youtuber DBG uses in NBA 2K for a 3&D player that does nothing except those two things on a court.
1. Lads lads lads opal Klay Thompson is a cone, you can save up to 100+k MT and pick up diamond Nick Batum.
2. One word - four letters - cone.
3. Lads lads you can tactically downgrade opal Ray Allen to his diamond version, they are both cones and you are getting 90% of the opal for less MT.
2. One word - four letters - cone.
3. Lads lads you can tactically downgrade opal Ray Allen to his diamond version, they are both cones and you are getting 90% of the opal for less MT.
by MaalikRichards June 17, 2020