cobbler's awls

Cockney Rhyming slang meaning "balls" (as in testicles)

Ow me bloody cobbler's awls

by Lord Skywalker May 10, 2014

Blackberry Cobbler

Slang term for a black woman's vagina.

Dr. Dre: I love to eat dat blackberry cobbler
Eminem: Yeah Dre, hit 'dat!

by Chad McBad August 27, 2008

Cherry Cobbler

A raunchy, unshaven vagina that is incidentally on its period. When its in the state of ultimate grossness, it gives off the appearance of the tasty dessert, cherry cobbler!

Charles thought he was going to get lucky, but when he removed Shirlena's underpants, he was repulsed and disturbed to find a CHERRY COBBLER!

by cherrycobbler December 16, 2008

Squat Cobbler

A Squat Cobbler also known in some areas as a Hoboken Squat Cobbler involves a naked man sitting down on a pie and wiggling around. Crying may or may not be involved. It’s a fetish.

The squat cobbler loved having his picture taken while dressed as a baby.

by Sal T Penuz June 27, 2016

Impeach cobbler

Delicious desert best served cold, like revenge. Only "45" calories, and comes with printed warning " could cause pain and sometimes death for rednecks and trumptards".

At the Red Hen restaurant:

Customer: "What's good for dessert?"

Waitress: " We have some scrumptious impeach cobbler"

Customer: " Awesome! Now that donnie is in prison, I just can't stop grinning."

Waitress: " True dat! I hope Invanka can make conjugal visits!"

by Littlehandsdonniedotard July 9, 2018

Cosby Cobbler

Related to dropping the cosby kids off at the pool, this is a noun referring to a nasty diarrhea-like shit. Imagine a peach cobbler dessert that is brown.

Dude, what the heck is that horrible smell in the bathroom?
- It's the batch of Cosby Cobbler I just whipped up!

by LouDawg August 30, 2006

butt cobbler

a creature that comes from the corn fields in the midddle of the night to steal your underwear and cobble your butt.

Justin- I'm going out in the yard!
Cindy- Watch out for the butt cobbler, its late ya know.

by corngobbler August 15, 2011