The Charizard Effect

The Charizard Effect (Ch-Ar-eh-zar-ed Effekt) is when two or more people are in a similar situation with similar odds, and one party is exceptionally fortunate in comparison. Common when entering new en devours.

Original Derivation:

--Scenario: Friend 1 and Friend 2 purchase their first Pokemon Booster Packs.

Friend 1: *Opens package* Dude! I got a holographic Charizard! In my first ever booster pack!

Friend 2: Sweet! *Opens package* I only got a Squirtle...that is just my luck.

Later to be coined - "The Charizard Effect"

by Rockymountainman88769 September 28, 2011

the charlie brown

to get your dick sucked while seated wearing roller blades

I got a charlie brown at the roller rink.

by mike July 4, 2003

off the charts

In Garrison Keillor’s Lake Wobegon, “all the women are strong, all the men are good-looking, and all the children are above average.” But in the real world, exceptional people are exceptional. If you say “off the charts” often, there’s something wrong with your charts.

I knew he was a clueless tool when he used the expression “off the charts” three times in one hour.

by Dictionnaire Diabolique January 23, 2017

the charmings

The family in the TV show 'Once Upon A Time' including; Snow White (Ginnifer Goodwin), Prince Charming (Josh Dallas) and Emma Swan (Jennifer Morrison) and her son Henry Mills (Jared Gilmore)

Look its the charmings!

by staffie456 October 14, 2015

The charter school east dulwich

If you go to this school you are guaranteed to come out with shit GCSE's and PTSD from all the bullshit you're fed from these unqualified and rude teachers.

People that go to this school often regret it and would rather go to the charter school north dulwich.

Don't waste your time by going here.

Wow! You go to the charter school east dulwich? How do you survive?

by You're A Fat Neek October 12, 2021

split the charge

A non-existent defence, used by those who mistakenly believe that if a crime is committed in conjunction with others, the charge can be split, thereby reducing one's sentence (has been used in conjunction with the defence bender your honour)

"Bender your Honour! My client was hoping that as he committed the offence with his two mates, they could all split the charge"
(Judge) "throw the defendant in jail!"

by Phil Bailey April 13, 2005

Break The Charts

A dicky way of saying "Kill yourself". Mostly used on whites.
Google "Suicide death rates", find a ethnic group chart and look at it.

Guy 1: Ha, you got an D minus!
Guy 2: Fuck you, just break the charts

by GhostBlood May 12, 2016