umbrella cafe

a hotdog stand or cart.

"Let's take the new intern out for lunch, somewhere real fancy like the umbrella cafe, for a tube steak."

by RJDeMarx January 30, 2007

Y cafe

When you go down on a girl, you're eating at the Y cafe' because her legs form a Y.

Last night when I went down on my girlfriend I ate at the Y cafe.

by Tiffany. July 19, 2006

Floppa's Cafe

demented. everyone here sucks. i actually hate them all. why does this place exist.

i hope Floppa's Cafe burns to the ground in the most gruesome way possible.

by timidThatcher March 15, 2021

Dogwater cafe

Almost a bar, far from a cafe. For bad food and company, this is the place to go. Managed by a glorified bouncer and his puppet.

"We treat you like the dog you are!"


its true!

by Bill in the back April 29, 2005

Doujin cafe

The most epic doujin music server on discord.

DudeA: Hey, are you in doujin cafe?
DudeB: Yeah man, it's epic!

by anon0087 January 17, 2022

Target Cafe

A place inside Target Stores where people with manners of a slopped hogs go to order and eat food.Then after eating mess is just left behind,including food that Target does not sell.Shopping carts are used to block entire isles of tables so other Target Guests cannot get in or out of them.Children of Target Guests are allowed to scream and throw food,and also given permission to run their greasy fingers all over the windows.Over filled Icee drinks litter the countertops and floors

That Target Cafe looks like a fraternity food fight happened in there!It's so Targhetto!

by chmpbmxgirl May 30, 2015

hard cafe

when you get hard while drinking coffee

ohhhh ya i have a giant hard cafe rn. im at starbucks with my gf

by flapper jacks me September 19, 2017