breeder balls

big juicy fat balls that are filled with the sweetest, finest sperm that are so delectable they are in peak form for breeding.
that dude has some amazing breeder balls
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breeder goggles

metaphorically worn by women of child-bearing age whose actions are dictated by the deafening ticking of their biological clocks; they make the wearer blind to obvious shortcomings of potential mates and instead disproportionately illuminate qualities which will produce attractive and clever children
She must be wearing breeder goggles to seriously consider marrying that ego-maniac!
by Indigospark October 22, 2010
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Welfare Breeder

Someone that continues to have children so they can keep receiving government assistance.
"Tina just had another kid, she said she needed to because she didn't want to lose her food stamps, she's such a welfare breeder."
by Bosstalker July 31, 2015
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Benefit Breeders

People who breed, have babies for the purpose of receiving benefits from the government
The UK is becoming a nation of 'Benefit Breeders'
by StarCrazy April 13, 2010
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Power Breeder

Power Breeders are marked by their insistance on habitually and irresponsibly procreating, despite being unable to support and adequately raise the large quantity of children they have already produced. Power Breeder parents may or may not be married to each other. In many families there is often only a Power Breeder mother and numerous children by several different Power Breeding fathers. Those Power Breeding fathers are likely out further polluting the gene pool with new and various Power Breeder mothers.
"She's pregnant again? I don't know how that Power Breeder plans on keeping six kids in a studio apartment! "
by Cinnamon Ring April 15, 2010
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criminal breeder

A man or woman, who has child after child, with no regards to how that child is supported or raised--usually resulting in said child becoming a criminal later on in their life.
LeBron and Velveeta are such criminal breeders. He has 11 kids and she has 7 and neither of them has ever worked a day in their lives. It won't be long before those kids are serving time.
by mike87111 July 01, 2011
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bull-breeder

The female equivalent of a metro-sexual. A woman who posesses the qualities of a stereotypical lesbian (bull-dyke) despite being heterosexual (breeder).
"C'mon, she works in construction! She has a mullet! She's GOT to be a lesbian."
"Nah, she has a husband. She's just a bull-breeder."
"Well, that's not exotic, is it?"
"Nope."
by Leif OC November 15, 2007
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