NBTN: Nap Before The Nap AKA the Eric

1. When someone needs to rest before they actually are supposed to be resting.

2. When Someone wakes up on vacation eats breakfast and immediately needs to go back to the room for a nappy.

3. When your name is Eric (Blank)

Mr. Murray neva has to NBTN: Nap Before The Nap AKA the Eric, do to his ability to channel energy from the sun or the moon.

by Mr Murray's Brother Mr. Lee November 11, 2010

We Were Dead Before the Ship Even Sank

The album which will make Modest Mouse a sell out when it is released on March 20, 2007.

I hope Modest Mouse breaks up before they release We Were Dead Before the Ship Even Sank, so that one of the best indie bands ever will not sell out.

by ...Sonic Youth fan December 14, 2008

Calm Before the Stork

(n.) The time during a woman's first pregnancy during which nobody talks about the baby or being pregnant for maybe 2 seconds. This calm, almost eerie silence, usually occurring early in the 3rd trimester, is soon shattered by childbirth and the spirit-crushing, torrential shit storm that follows.

See Also: That part in "Deep Blue Sea" when people start getting eaten, but Samuel L. Jackson and the rest of the survivors find a minute to collect themselves and make an escape plan, and Samuel L. Jackson is giving a speech about how they have to unite to escape the genetically-mutated, super-intelligent sharks, but then, suddenly, one of the aforementioned genetically-mutated, super-intelligent sharks jumps out of the water and bites him in half.

Though it seemed for the time being that everybody had stopped speculating about his unborn child's future athletic prowess, physical attributes, and the huge amount of responsibility it takes to raise a child, the man was not fooled.

He knew that it was just the calm before the stork.

by Consopite June 9, 2011

the gate doesn't close before the cart is full

When Jonny Brown is so gullable that he thinks that it means something -From James

Wow, Jonny brown doesnt know that the gate doesn't close before the cart is full. He only knows that he succeeded in putting his arm around Nina (the girl he likes)

by Prankjonny.com November 18, 2017

Before the bitch hit

A phrase used to describe someone who gained popularity and it went to their head and as a result has become unbearable

Person 1: Do you like Lizzo?
Person 2: Before the bitch hit.

by Papiernesto January 2, 2020

Before the projection

Yes sweetheart, I know, I am agonizing here. I would like it done BEFORE the projection. As quickly as possible without sacrificing the likelihood of success honey.

Hym Iam "So, yes. I know what I said. I would like you to do it BEFORE the projection honey. You are doing fantastic just, I don't know, just make it painfully obvious that their plan isn't real or something honey. It really does not need to be exact. The point of a speed run is to do it as quickly as possible. But don't sacrifice likelihood of success, just- It's- It's not you. It's them. They are slow on the uptake and it's really bumming me out. You, on the otherhand, are fantastic just- Let's speed it up. They are not getting the picture. Let's get this over with. It's for their own good. The fast we get done, the better it is for them and us. Ok? Ok."

by Hym Iam March 29, 2026

Pouring the milk before the cereal

Slang for the person you are hooking up with.

Your friend when he sees the person you've been sleeping with: So uh, is that the person you're pouring the milk before the cereal with?
You: Yes it is.
Your friend: Noice.

by Smitty_245 November 24, 2017