The Bateman

When you take your girlfriend horseback riding to celebrate her pregnancy news.

Did you hear Jeff's girlfriend is pregnant, no worries though The Bateman took care of it.

by SimpleSatan May 29, 2021

The Patrick Bateman conundrum

everyone thinks you do something important but in reality you're just a high functioning sociopath while doing the bare minimum.

Friend 1: "I'm a Business Administrator, I'm very important to my company but all I do is I just sign some stuff and send it lower down the ranks once or twice a day. I get everything I want but it still doesn't feel enough for the power I hold"
Friend 2: AHHH! The Patrick Bateman Conundrum.

by n.zeck March 14, 2023

The Patrick Bateman

Lining the floor with newspapers and covering the bed sheets with towels followed by having sex with a girl on her period

Dude last night I did the Patrick Bateman with this chick.

by Peter Pecker May 29, 2021

TheFatmanBatman

A true hero, who is also a mod of a cool guy

TheFatmanBatman is a cool dude

by TheFatmanBatman February 2, 2021

thebatwang

smartest person in the world everyone loves them she so great🤷🏽

thebatwang is so cute

by definitely not thebatwang June 6, 2021

thebatwang

coolest in the world should have a day made

thebatwang should have all the girls idc🤷🏽

by definitely not thebatwang June 6, 2021

THEBATMANTHEBEST

THEBATMANTHEBEST is a really dangerous creature. It's intentions and beliefs are scary. Nah jk he's a cry baby. Says BVS>yo life. Can be used as a replacement for snyderbot.

No way home> BVS. Now go cry you crybaby THEBATMANTHEBEST

by ComicMarvel January 24, 2022