Pulling the Stairs down from the Attic

A gay man's expression for a woman friend removing a dirty tampon from her vagina.

Your mom called me and said "I am pulling the stairs down from the attic". I responded "please, honey you ain't pulling that shit on me!".

by laughinATCHA January 14, 2010

Room-attic Fever

When you go from an air-conditioned room into the attic, which is much hotter. That, of course is, "room-attic fever."

rooms, attic, hot rooms, hot attic, room-attic fever

by ReginaRocketgirl April 13, 2010

painting her attic window

Putting on chapstick.

Look at that girl painting her attic window.

by 602 hoosiers September 15, 2009

asylum attic

crazy brain, loco en la cabeza

Myles has an asylum attic if he thinks that girl will reply to 4 hours of non-stop chats. Dude you're nuts.

by xoferD January 14, 2010

raccoons in the attic

Inflicted with dementia.

My grandma is a sweet lady, but I'm afraid she's got raccoons in the attic.

by Spanky Spankerton December 14, 2013

putting things in the attic

face banging your wife in the short windows that your baby is not being a jerk

Robert and I are just putting things in the attic while Ollie naps

by Salty McDolphil August 18, 2016

Keep messing around you will be the bad smell in the attic

Meaning if they do not stop mucking about they will be murdered and tossed into said attic

Person 1, Yeeeeeet I'm only 16 I wanna kill a mockingbird by shoving a dog up his arse

Person2, Oi YOU SILLY BUGGERING BENT OVER SHEEP SHAGGER TALK ANY MORE SHIT ILL SKIN YOU FROM THE COCK AND LEAVE YOU IN THE FOCKEN ATTIC YA WEE BASTARD

person 1, you don't half talk shite you do

Person 2, THATS IT CUNT KEEP MESSING AROUND YOU WILL BE THE BAD SMELL IN THE ATTIC

by Illskinurcockbackwardswankstsi July 21, 2019