Pulling the Stairs down from the Attic

A gay man's expression for a woman friend removing a dirty tampon from her vagina.

Your mom called me and said "I am pulling the stairs down from the attic". I responded "please, honey you ain't pulling that shit on me!".

by laughinATCHA January 14, 2010

attic

where i keep all my kids

dude the kids in my attic wont shut the fuck up

by astolfo´s cock October 6, 2022

Dry Attic

When you banging an elderly person in an elevated location or position.

Damn, you hear that Bobby got fired from the retirement home for pulling a Dry Attic?

by MattDahmon November 7, 2019

painting her attic window

Putting on chapstick.

Look at that girl painting her attic window.

by 602 hoosiers September 15, 2009

hump attic

a person who will hump ANYTHING

HUSBAND; wow we just wanted to take a walk BUT theres so many hump attics humping random shit along with my wife
WIFE; im humping a chair fuck walks

by me duh44 October 16, 2023

raccoons in the attic

Inflicted with dementia.

My grandma is a sweet lady, but I'm afraid she's got raccoons in the attic.

by Spanky Spankerton December 14, 2013

Dry Attic

Having anal sex with a women in the Attic while she is face deep in insulation.

I gave some broad the Dry attic yesterday, I accidentally killed her though

by RAGEINGMAN November 7, 2019