Chubacca Smuggler

a dumb hoe that has a huge bush but she still wears a bikini so the bush hangs out the side(s).

Mike: Damn Jim, look at the pubes on that girl!
Jim: I wouldn't touch that Chubacca Smuggler with a 40 ft. pole!!!
Mike: You're in luck, I have a 42 ft. pole
Jim: Hell yeah, pole fucking

by i'm a map! April 06, 2010

Pittsburg Smuggler

When a Girl puts her lips around the asshole and sucks out a fart

in the heat of the moment drew bent over over and asked his girl for a pittsburg smuggler

by Patrick Burroughs November 12, 2009

Velcro Smuggler

A woman with an unshaved pussy.

Sam needs to shave her cooch, fuckin Velcro Smuggler.

by SneakySneakyNinja January 11, 2006

Columbian Smuggler

Typically performed after a bad breakup. A girl travels to a lucky man's house following her previous breakup. She proceeds to give the lucky man a blow job. As he is about to come, she has him ejaculate on a flat surface. The girl proceeds to snort his ejaculate then leave the premises. She will then keep the ejaculate in her nose until she arrives her Ex-boyfriends house at which time he will answer the door and she will spit a cum-lugee in her EX's face.

"Hey did you hear about what happened to Tim after he broke it off with Julie?"

"Nah but she must have really flipped they were together forever."

"You bet your candy ass she flipped, She met up with Dave, drove back to Tim's and gave him the Columbian Smuggler!"

by Magna Cum Lugee April 08, 2009

Clunge smuggler

A lesbian who dresses like a man to make herself look like she has a wanger and not a clunge.

Man1: look at that bird over there dressed like a bloke

Man2: Oh yeah...fucking clunge smuggler.

by clunge king April 27, 2009

Gerbil Smuggler

This term is born out of a practice known as "Gerbil Stuffing" where after proper dilation of the anus (typically through vigorous homosexual activity) one man inserts a cardboard tube into another man's rectum. Once the tube is in place a gerbil (Meriones unguiculatus) is tucked into the tube and plunged deeper with broom handle or an erect penis. The man carrying the gerbil is then a Gerbil Smuggler.

He used to be straight but now he's a total gerbil smuggler.

by Haywood Jablowme April 15, 2005

Greek Smuggler

When you fuck a chick in her ass and then her pussy back in forth in quick succession.

After I gave her a greek smuggler my dick smelled like fish shit.

by D C. and E C. December 17, 2009