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new shepard

Inspired by the Bezos rocket; the male penis.
“I believe New Shepard is ready for lift off!”
“I believe New Shepard is ready for lift off!”
by PeteSapp July 20, 2021
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The Shepard

Defecating on your partner and finishing by ejaculating on your partners chest.
Brad and Steve were on a romantic stroll and decided to go home and watch Ballers but ended up doing The Shepard.
by Philsty287 April 19, 2022
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Salisbury Shepard

A Salisbury Shepard is category of people that like to smear shit on women. (Not always male)
That Salisbury Shepard smeared shit on my mom! Let’s beat his ass!
by Arrestz September 3, 2021
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Dirty Shepard

The act of vomiting and using said vomit for lube to Jack off with; then vomiting a second time in pure disgust with yourself.
I came across an accident scene the other day and saw a hot chick with two broken legs on the ground. Confused with my feelings, I gave myself a dirty shepard.
by SoiledDove October 3, 2023
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Chicken Shepard

A German Shepard dog who jumps and runs from the room/area at loud noises or something falling on the opposite side of the room/area. Often with tail tucked and ears back.
German Shepard dogs barking in the yard as a man walks by.

Man abruptly barks loudly back at the dogs. BARK!
(The dogs tuck tail and run inside where their owner is.)
Owner laughs and exclaims "You two are nothing but big ol Chicken Shepards!"
by RubySueDaisyMay February 18, 2023
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Shepard

Shep for short.
Has bright blue kind eyes blond hair that looks crusty af.

Claims he has style but wears basic shit everyone else wears, you rarely ever see him without glasses.

Sheps can be the sweetest or most toxic person you know it depends on how you treat them, most likely always has there heart dead set on that one brown haired girl yk what I mean sheps.

Sheps are supper freaking hyper literally bouncing off of walls hyper, they have supper bad trust issues if you hurt them once they’ll never act the same with you as they did before.

Sheps cover their pain with their humor and jokes but deep down they’re dying inside and begging for help.

You might think Sheps gay at first but he just doesn’t have a bubble fr.

He’s always that friend to stay up late with you and talk you through whatever you need to talk through he’s a real one.
You: Who’s that hot ass blond boy?

Me: oh that’s shepard I know he’s so fucking hot bro treat him right tho if you lose him you’ll regret it
by LovelyLove420 February 3, 2022
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shepards chapel

involves 5 girls one beer funnel, and 5 bottles of some hard alcohol, doesnt matter what kind (3 full 2 empty), alcohol is dumped into the funnel into the first girl, any hole, then they move the funnel on to the next girl and so on, at the end the remaining alcohol is funneled into the empty bottle and then enjoyed by the 5 girls and the shephard.
your mom last night did this thing with all of her friends called the shepards chapel!

wow!
by phukoff December 7, 2007
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