Definition 1: when your girl gives birth to your baby but it's damn ugly, so you replace it with a baby that looks cute and not like a forty year old man.
Definition 2: when your girl gives birth but you're not in need of a baby so, you replace it with a baby of another race, blame your girl and dip.
Definition 2: when your girl gives birth but you're not in need of a baby so, you replace it with a baby of another race, blame your girl and dip.
DEF 1: Friend 1: "yo you've got a really cute baby, congrats!"
Friend 2: "ye thanks, it was nothing a little "Baby Replace Jutsu couldn't fix.""
Friend 1: "WHA-"
DEF 2: Friend1: " yo, where is your baby, I thought your girl gave birth?"
Friend 2: "ye, it's funny cos after a bit of "Baby Replace Jutsu" it turned out the baby wasn't even mine!"
Friend 1: "what does that mean?"
Friend 2: "ye thanks, it was nothing a little "Baby Replace Jutsu couldn't fix.""
Friend 1: "WHA-"
DEF 2: Friend1: " yo, where is your baby, I thought your girl gave birth?"
Friend 2: "ye, it's funny cos after a bit of "Baby Replace Jutsu" it turned out the baby wasn't even mine!"
Friend 1: "what does that mean?"
by naruto_dictionary February 22, 2021

To substitute a thing with something else. Retweeting/reposting/commenting involving an irrelevant fandom or its characters on another fandom's post, making it about them when it isn't. Typically the characters from an official art or fanart. This term was coined up by the Chinese otome game community.
by Anjing wangi March 13, 2025

by Not a singer January 31, 2005

Person 1: closed on the roommate?
Person 2: he has a lease through the end of august
Person 1: On to the next one
Person 2: I don't chase em, I replace em
Person 2: he has a lease through the end of august
Person 1: On to the next one
Person 2: I don't chase em, I replace em
by BiggieBiggieBiggie October 30, 2017

A single girl that is friends with a boy who’s in a relationship. When the boys girlfriend is busy this is who he talks to. Sometimes he might even call this girl mommy and even block her when he’s hanging out with his girlfriend
by Helpinggirlsout December 6, 2023

Hym "It doesn't need to be replaced with anything. You need to be made to live in reality.. If YOU need that to cope with reality, then maybe your mental health isn't as solid as you think it is. You want me to listen to you without you having to talk to me. If you're not going to talk to me (directly) I'm not going to listen and if you're going to try and rob me I'm just going to murder a kid, kill myself, and leave you to deal with the aftermath. I don't care if everyone else on the planet is willing to let them get away with trying to do this to me but I won't. Your religion is a lie. You fucked up. You tried to make the weaponized schizophrenia work and it didn't. Let it go. There is no positive outcome with without retribution and reparations."
by Hym Iam March 11, 2024

Look, Perry the Platypus, my Chicken-Replace-inator!!
by 9ifrewhvejvoijvij4b94jpijvwoij April 24, 2024
