pertaining to much much habitual sex, paralleling the chorelike and promiscuous nature of 'watering' organisms pertinent, but not limited to, the kingdoms plantae, protista, and fungi.
by jajamoneralover September 26, 2008

Person 1: I'm sick of JoJo always saying people always eat his lame vegetarian pizza first and the ones with meat never get touched.
Person 2: Totally dude, he is a proper Plant Fucker.
Person 2: Totally dude, he is a proper Plant Fucker.
by Gringoesai September 19, 2016

As she rolled on the floor laughing while watching that dude whose pants fall off when he dives over the fence while he is playing baseball and falls on his face on America's Funniest Videos Jenn said, "I sure do love a good face plant!"
by HennyPenny415 December 3, 2007

by -____- January 13, 2005

by Twizzle28 May 24, 2009

Having a deep love for plants that you are obsessed. Some people with a plant fetish even go as far as steal plants from others, to take home and spend more intimate time with them.
by Montron1820 September 11, 2019

Planting the bomb is the act of widening your partners bum-hole up during anal sex quickly after reaching ejaculating you will pull out turn around and shit into the widely opened bum hole. after doing this you will proceed by having anal one more time whilst using the freshly laid shit as your loob.
"hey Elliot you will never guess what?"
"what" said Elliot
"well last night after the party i took some bitch back to my place and while i was planting the bomb in her, my gran walked in, it was fucking brilliant!!"
"what" said Elliot
"well last night after the party i took some bitch back to my place and while i was planting the bomb in her, my gran walked in, it was fucking brilliant!!"
by mysize180 June 3, 2016
