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watering the plants

pertaining to much much habitual sex, paralleling the chorelike and promiscuous nature of 'watering' organisms pertinent, but not limited to, the kingdoms plantae, protista, and fungi.
'gee i am so sore from so much action!'
'pshh man i wish i was watering the plants like you'
by jajamoneralover September 26, 2008
mugGet the watering the plantsmug.

Plant Fucker

Is an abstract term for a vegetarian who also dabbles in the hipster subculture.
Person 1: I'm sick of JoJo always saying people always eat his lame vegetarian pizza first and the ones with meat never get touched.
Person 2: Totally dude, he is a proper Plant Fucker.
by Gringoesai September 19, 2016
mugGet the Plant Fuckermug.

face plant

falling on your face in a humurous fashion; the act of planting your face on the ground
As she rolled on the floor laughing while watching that dude whose pants fall off when he dives over the fence while he is playing baseball and falls on his face on America's Funniest Videos Jenn said, "I sure do love a good face plant!"
by HennyPenny415 December 3, 2007
mugGet the face plantmug.

shit plant

proceeding to fall face-first into an abnormally big pile of shit.
YUCK!! I pulled a Russel Evans and did a shit plant
by -____- January 13, 2005
mugGet the shit plantmug.

Chrysler Plant

a very shitty job, usually near or just above minimum wage, pretty much your headed nowhere in life
Dude1: man, i cant believe we got laid off

Dude2: Fuckin Chrysler Plant, here i come!
by Twizzle28 May 24, 2009
mugGet the Chrysler Plantmug.

Plant Fetish

Having a deep love for plants that you are obsessed. Some people with a plant fetish even go as far as steal plants from others, to take home and spend more intimate time with them.
- Monica why are you stealing that plant?

- "because I love plants - I have a plant fetish"
by Montron1820 September 11, 2019
mugGet the Plant Fetishmug.

planting the bomb

Planting the bomb is the act of widening your partners bum-hole up during anal sex quickly after reaching ejaculating you will pull out turn around and shit into the widely opened bum hole. after doing this you will proceed by having anal one more time whilst using the freshly laid shit as your loob.
"hey Elliot you will never guess what?"

"what" said Elliot
"well last night after the party i took some bitch back to my place and while i was planting the bomb in her, my gran walked in, it was fucking brilliant!!"
by mysize180 June 3, 2016
mugGet the planting the bombmug.

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